You decide freaky portals aren't
your thing, and hope One agrees with you. She watches you continue down
the street and then looks back at the portal for a moment.
"... You ruined my chances of finding my own bishounen."
She sighs longingly and trudges after you. You aren't sure what she meant,
but you don't care either.
"Now wait a sec! Why am I letting a cat lead!?"
One declares and picks you up, much to your dismay.
"Miaow!" You shout in protest as she heads towards
the portal.
"Maybe a dimensional rip took Fury." She says to
you. So that's what that is. A dimensional rip. Great. Of course, you do
know that if there was this 'bishounen' thing both One and your mistress
talk about on the other side, that your mistress would go through too.
One takes you through the red portal.
You're falling. You aren't high up, but you're about
to crash somebody's dinner party. Hey... Food! Not Firefury's perfectly
prepared meal, but enough to tide you over. You and One crash down on the
table.
The people gathered around you stare in horror.
Or at least, the redhead is staring at you like you just killed her mother
or something.
"M-my... dinner..."
You meow at her and grab a fish. One sits up and
rubs her head.
"YOU RUINED MY DINNER!!" The redhead shrieks. One
falls off the table in surprise.
"Miss Lina! It's not their fault they just appeared!
... At least... I don't think it is." A girl dressed in white and pink
looks at you. Your cat senses tell you she susceptible to high levels of
cuteness. And that your chances are a lot better with her than with the
redhead who looks like she's ready to fry and eat you.
"That was my fish..." A blonde man in blue armor
notes sadly.
One gets up and looks around. It looks as if she's
not up to making any decisions right now.
What will you do?
Stay and eat your fish.
Run off with your fish.
Use your kawaii powers on the girl in white.