BRIEFING: You will assume the role of Duo Kitty . You will start your journey from your home in the suburbs of Southern California. We must caution that you will run into other kitties who may not be friendly. Especially if you end up traveling to other dimensions, which we suspect is possible. Unfortunately, the details are sketchy at best, but there are possible theories. Communications will be limited, given that you are a cat.

OBJECTIVES: Get YOUR dinner.

WEAPONS: Unfortunately, since you lack thumbs, we are unable to provide you with guns. We suggest you make use of your claws and teeth, and enlist the help of somebody who can make use of modern weaponry.