Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not
Have Happened

Director: That is NOT our bar!!!
Firefury: We've done this joke already.
One: That's RPS's bar, no da! ^-^;

Narrator: Honey, I'm hooooome!
Director: ... He's back -_-;
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Trowa: *working on Heavyarms* There's no self detonation device.
Tiffany: That's because nobody trusts you with one!!
Catherine: *off stage nodding*
Duo: Yeah!
Trowa: *looks at Duo* You can never get yours to work, so you be quiet!
Duo: .....
Siduri: *tch*
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Tiffany: Well, I'm about to head out for lunch. Wanna come? We've been in here most of the morning. Did you even eat breakfast?
Trowa: ... No.
Tiffany: *sweatdrops slightly* No as in you didn't eat breakfast, or 'no you don't want to come'?
Trowa: I don't want to come.
*WHAM!*
Tiffany: Jerk! *puts the screw driver she whacked Trowa with away*
Trowa: (/_@; *sprawled on the floor.*
Director: ... That's one mean screw driver. CUT!
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*the PMS, sans Tiffany, sit in a booth at Keetia's... Disguised as the original Gundam scientists*
Duo: *in drag* *whimpers* Save me pleeeeease.... ;_;
Tiffany: Um... *blinks*
Trowa: (/_^ *throws a pie at Duo*
Duo: That does NOT help, foof boy!
Yancha: You look cute with a pie on your face ^.~
Duo: We aren't at the hitting on me scene yet.
Director: CUT ><;
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Trowa: *tries his Nuriko Special and almost chokes* What is in this?!
Tiffany: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^-^ *ducks*
Director: *throws a chair*
Yancha: OW!!! ><;
Keetia: *giggles* You don't want to know what I had Yancha put in those.
Tiffany: o_o;
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Jenna: I don't think he liked the Nuriko Special, but he might have a tipsy Tiffany on his hands.
Kiandra: Drinking leads to fluffing.
*Everyone looooooks at Kiandra*
Kiandra: Keetia, will you send Wufei a drink from me, please?
Sally: *mallets Kiandra* Get over him, woman!
Wufei: ... Don't mock me, onna!
Meiran: Injustice?
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Shannon: *bangs her head on the table* What if they both get tipsy!?
Duo: ... Trowa... tipsy? *blinks and watches Trowa and Tiffany intently*
Stephanie: Well, later in the script Trowa's supposed to get completely plastered.
Director: Gah! CUT!!!! TAKE TWO! ... ACTION!
Shannon: *bangs her head on the table* What if they both get tipsy!?
Duo: ... Trowa... tipsy? *blinks and watches Trowa and Tiffany intently* Did any of you guys bring a video camera??
Kiandra: EW! You want to tape them fluffing!?!
Duo: *grabs Steph's wrench and whacks Kiandra with it* No I don't, you hentai!!
Stephanie: HEY! *grabs her wrench back and clobbers Duo with it* Stop violating my wrench!
Duo: WHAT!?
One: Kiandra, if you've read the other scripts, you'd know there is NO FLUFFING! ><;
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Yancha: *walks over and sets everyone's food down* *looks at Duo* ... *Ranma tone* You are so uncute!
Duo: HEY! ... wait a sec... *whacks Yancha with a frying pan anyways* I'm cuter than you are!
Stephanie: *GLOMP* I agree.
Duo: ACK!!! GET IT OFF! ><;
Hilde: *smites Steph with a giant spatula*
Director: Are we done with the Ranma jokes yet!? *tch*
Ryoga: *wanders in* Is this the Viz studio?
*Everyone falls over*
One: Diiiiiie Viz, die!!! YOU HAVE RUINED MY BELOVED AYASHI NO CERES! DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Ryoga: O_o;
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Relena: Feeling better, Sidra?
Sidra: Do I look like I'm feeling better? ¬¬;
Director: That isn't your line -_-;
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Heero:  So why is the Tallgeese in my backyard? *sits down in a chair by Sidra's bed*
Sidra: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Director: *self detonates Sidra's bed*
Sidra: O.o; *coughs up smoke* Oro...
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Sidra: *finishes explaining why she disowned her folks*
Heero: It sounds extremely petty, but since you are going to be one of the Gundam pilots in this series, there is a certain amount of angst and emotional trauma required.
Meiran: *off stage* TELL ME ABOUT IT! ><;
Director: CUT! Take two... and..... ACTION!
Sidra: *finishes explaining why she disowned her folks*
Heero: Either way... You shouldn't have stolen your father's suit. He may need it.
Sidra: It was Meiran's idea! And besides, there's plenty of suits that don't have pilots picked yet. And I couldn't exactly hop a shuttle. I don't have that kind of money and security at the campus gates would have caught me. And the Tallgeese was the only one that could throw off pursuit because it goes so fast.
Heero: Well that goes to show how smart your cousin is.
Meiran: HEY!!!!
Wufei: Are you insulting my daughter!?
Heero: O_o;; It was a joke.
Wufei: Omae o korosu.
Heero: ............
Siduri: *bangs his head on a wall off stage*
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Sidra: *stares at Ariana* A.... Gundam? You've been building a Gundam in your backyard all by yourself??
Ariana: No, it's a 1:1 scale model. All styrofoam, see? *picks up one massive wing and holds it over her head*
Director: PUT THAT DOWN! THAT'S AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF STYROFOAM!
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Kwannon: *voicing over for the thoughts*  I can't believe she self detonated our own pilots... That bitch blew our own pilots up! MUTINY!
Nimeesha: Excuse me?
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Nimeesha: *looks up from some papers* What is it?
Kwannon: You blew up our pilots, bitch!
Nimeesha: I know, I heard you the first time in the recording studio. You're fired!
Kwannon: I'm union! HAH!
Nimeesha: Oh darn...
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Director: Where's Keetia and Yancha? We need them for this scene...
*from the back room*
*WHIP CRACK!*
Voice: PRINCESS PRINCESSPRINCESSPRINCESS!!!
Everyone: O_O;
Voice 2: Don't call me that, you knave!! CALL ME YOUR QUEEN!!!
Firefury: I hope that's Tira and Carrot, and not Keetia and Yancha....
Everyone Else: *nods slowly*
Carrot: PRETTY GIRLS!!! *latches onto the PMS*
Shannon: *shrieks* HENTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Jeanie: EEK, NO DA!!!!!
Momoko: DEATH!
Jenna: ECCHI!!!!!
Stephanie: CARROT NO BAKA!!!!
Kiandra: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Duo: I'M NOT A GIRL, YOU BASTARD! LET GO!!!!
*Carrot finds himself on the receiving end of several smacks, punches, wrenches, rocket launchers, and attacks on his reproductive system. And being choked by a braid.*
Tiffany: *hiding behind Trowa since they're on the other side of the room* o_o;
Trowa: *STARES* .....
One: Guess that answers the question about the back room...
Voice: QUEENQUEENQUEENQUEEN!!!!
Voice 2: *cackles*
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Yancha: Hey Keetia...
Keetia: What?
Yancha: Let's not do that again, all right? I mean, I know you're like Slayers demons and get a kick out of pain, but-
Director: CAN YOU TWO TALK ABOUT THAT LATER!?! AND NOT DURING THE SCENE!?!
Everyone Else: PLEASE!!! ><;;
Carrot: *recovers and looks around* Pretty giiiiirls?? *runs over and latches onto Meiran* Would you like to go out on a da-
Meiran: *pulls out her katana* See this?
Wufei: Unhand my daughter! O_O
Carrot: Just one date?
*the following part of the outtake has been removed. Suffice to say though, Carrot will not be troubling anyone for awhile.*
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Tiffany: *storms past the rest of the PMS and into her office*
Stephanie: She's drunk and she's pissed. I think we should leave her alone for awhile. What do you guys think?
Shannon: I think Trowa tried to put the moves on her!
Trowa: (/_O;
Kiandra: Yeah!
Director: ><; CUT! You perverts... TAKE TWO! ACTION!
Tiffany: *storms past the rest of the PMS and into her office*
Stephanie: She's drunk and she's pissed. I think we should leave her alone for awhile. What do you guys think?
Shannon: Think? What makes you think I think?
Stephanie: Seriously, guys.
Kiandra: I think we missed the best parts. *sweatdrops slightly* But man, what pissed her off?
Jenna: Ya think it was Trowa? *glances at the closed office door*
Duo: Hm. He must have made a pass at her. Or it could have even gone further than that! O_o;
Trowa: (/_o;;;; *throws a half clown mask at Duo*
Duo: WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT US TO THINK!?! YOU BOTH GET TIPSY AND ONE OF YOU STORMS BACK IN A RAGE!
Jenna: Duo is slowly becoming a PMS member...
Duo: Shit.... anything but that ><;; anything!
Jeanie: Resistance is futile, no da! You will be ass-laminated!
Director: 'ass-laminated'??
Firefury: A friend invented that.
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Noin: *on comm* Meiran! Get back here!
Meiran: Make me.
Noin: Make me make you.
Meiran: Make me make you make me.
Noin: Make me make you make me make you.
Siduri: *on comm* Um.... mom-?
Shino: *on comm* Fight now, ya know. Like, bad guys attacking and stuff.
Nimeesha: Yeah! Don't take us so lightly! ;P
Kwannon: We'll even blow our own pilots up, so there! ;P
Nimeesha: SIEG ZEON!
Kwannon: HUH?
Milliardo: *growls*
Char: SIEG ZEON! She's got the right idea! =D
Director: WHO AUTHORIZED THAT MOBILE SUIT ON THE SET!?! *points the Finger of Accusation at Sazabi*
Milliardo: If only I had the Tallgeese.... SIDRA!!!! ><;
Sidra: It's in the hanger if you wanna fight him, Dad...
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Extra: DEATH TO THE WORLD NATION AND IT'S CRONIES!
Wufei: That is so corny. I'm not doing this scene unless you change that line.
Director: You're doing the scene.
Wufei: Make me.
Director: Make me make you.
Wufei: Make me make you make me.
Director: Make me make you make me make you.
Wufei: Make me make you make me make you make m-
Extra: *punts the mobile suit Wufei is in* LET'S GET ON WITH THIS ALREADY! ><;
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!! You're just a nameless extra! You can't punt me!!!
Extra: I have a name! ;-; My name IS Extra! ;-;
Everyone Else: ......
Siduri: *sighs*
Char: And I thought Zechs was lame.
Milliardo: Leave my name out of this!
Treize: *walks on to the set* SIEG OZ!
Nimeesha: SIEG VENUS!
Duo: SIEG MARS!
Quatre: ... Go sieg yourselves.
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Meiran: *on the comm after Wufei's suit has taken the shot meant for hers* H-huh...? Daddy??
Wufei: You are so grounded.
Meiran: Well I was worried about you before, but if you're going to be like THAT, well, screw you!
Sally: *sighs off stage*
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Narrator: Hey Char... Wanna piss everyone on the set off?
Char: Hm?
Narrator: *hands Char the Last Slice of Pizza*
Char: *blinks*
Narrator: Eat this and they will hate you forever! ^^;

*meanwhile, a few rooms away*
Duo: *listening to the radio planted on the Narrator* Okay, Char's busy!
Milliardo: *puts on a Zechs mask* Let's go.
Sidra: *puts on a Zechs mask* Right. Operation Zeon ready to commence!
*they exit the room*