Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That
Should
Not
Have Happened
Director: Not again! ><; What happened to the color!?
One: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Director: *screams like a girl*
Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That
Should
Not
Have Happened
Director: Not again! ><; What happened to the color!?
One: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Director: *screams like a girl*
Narrator: Corneria. Fourth planet of the Lylat system-
Director: NOW YOU'RE PLAYING STAR FOX!? >_<;;
Narrator: Firefury kicked my butt ;_;
Firefury: I'm not the Queen of the Skies for
nothing! XD
-
Meanwhile...
Sidra: Okay... Where's the cockpit!? *standing
on Sazabi's chest armor*
Milliardo: Maybe the PMS knows-?
-
Meiran: *sitting in a hospital waiting room*
.....
Doctor: *walks out* Miss Chang?
Meiran: *gets up an walks over* *whispered* How
is he?
Doctor: Presently your father is in a coma and
suffered several blows to the head and two broken ribs.
Luckily, the broken ribs didn't puncture
anything.
When... if he wakes up, we aren't sure of the
condition he'll be in.
Meiran: I guess I'll have to try harder next
time. Hm. ^-^
Duo: *falls over* Meiran!
Wufei: *off stage, wearing bandages and a
hospital
gown* I HEARD THAT!!! eh-? *looks behind him*
Kiandra: ^^; Hi. I love hospital gowns, with
their open backsides...
Sally: *hits Kiandra over the head with a mallet*
That backside is mine! ><;;
Wufei: O_o;;
Director: CUT! ><;;; Wufei, why don't you
go BACK to your dressing room?
Kiandra: Awwww.
-
Meiran: *goes into her dorm room and shuts the
door* YES! *cheers, then puts on a party hat and throws confetti*
Director: ......
Siduri: *sighs* Damned ......'s.
Wufei: *sticks his head out from his dressing
room* -_-; I don't look forward to filming the AU side story....
-
Meanwhile...
Stephanie: Hmm.... The cockpit is in the head,
not the chest. Why do you wanna know about Sazabi anyways? I thought
you
hated Char's guts-?
Milliardo: Exactly >=]
Stephanie: Eeeh... I'll... leave now. *ZOOM!*
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Duo: *looking at the comatose Wufei* Man... You'd
almost think it's not Wufei. *blinks* He doesn't look so up tight like
somebody shoved a stick up his ass.
Noin: *nods* You're right.
Wufei: *sits up* Aren't you supposed to interrupt
him, woman!?
Quatre: *sweatdrops*
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Kiandra: *looks up from her notebook* Um...?
*blinks* Where ya been all this time? There was an attack. Wuffie got
taken
to the hospital. He's got a SEXY ass.
Trowa: *falls over giggling*
Stephanie: Um... Aren't you supposed to be drunk?
Right now you seem more like you've been smoking pot.
Jeanie: Ano...
Director: CUT!!!! Somebody search Trowa's
dressing
room, just in case --;
-
Shannon: Man is he wasted... Hey. How many
fingers
am I holding up?? *holds up one, then two, then one, then three, then
four,
then two, then three, then five, then the one in the middle- wait a
sec.*
Trowa: Oh that's charming. *smashes a pie into
Shannon's face.*
Shannon: ... I hate whipped cream. *yanks the
pie tin off and hits Trowa with it.*
Tiffany: *sticks her head out from her office*
Now who fucked up the scene?
Shannon: *points at Trowa*
Trowa: *points at Shannon*
Director: CU- *gets pied* .... Not this again.
><;
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Meanwhile...
Sidra: *examines Sazabi's cockpit* Man, how the
hell do you pilot this thing??
Milliardo: *sitting in the seat* I'm working
on it. Get to work repainting this thing, okay? >=]
Sidra: No problem *whistles* ^.~
Momoko: *runs in and salutes* REPORTING FOR DUTY!
Milliardo: NOT PINK, okay? --;
Momoko: Roger that, sir! ^.^
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Tiffany: *on the phone* Hi. Yancha?
Voice on the phone: AAAAAHHHH! PRINCESS PRINCESS
PRINCESS *whip crack the background*
Voice on the phone in the background: PUT THAT
PHONE DOWN! AND CALL ME YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!
Voice on the phone: But Keetia!! We've done this
joke already! AAACK!!! *gunfire in the background*
Tiffany: .... *hangs up and turns to face Trowa*
They're doing really kinky things again.
Trowa: *giggles*
Tiffany: You're supposed to be hung over, idiot.
-
Char: Hahahah... the last slice of pizza... To
think there is a traitor in their midst... Of course, who'd blame the
narrator
for being a traitor after what those crazy women did to him.... *sits
down
and munches the last slice of pizza*
Narrator: *listening in* .oO{ Good, it's
working!
}
Elsewhere...
*Sazabi clumsily walks to a new hiding place,
half painted white.*
Milliardo: All right! I'm getting the hang of
this! Somebody should get more information out of Stephanie about this
suit though.
Sidra: Mission accepted XD
-
Sally: *sitting next to comatose Wufei, holding
his hand* You probably can't hear me, can you, Wufei? *sighs* You're a
lousy husband.
Wufei: *eyebrow twitch*
Sally: You're a lousy father.
Wufei: .oO{ Cut anytime now, director.
}
Sally: And you're LOUSY IN BED!
Wufei: O_O;; WHAT!?!
Kiandra: *off stage* WHAT!?!
Duo: WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION SALLY! O_o;
Hilde: I've got things to say about you, Duo.
¬¬;
Duo: Eeh...
Wufei: What do you mean by that, Sally!?!
><;;;
Trowa: *giggles*
Sally: There there. Stephanie dared me to do
that because she wanted to see how Kiandra would react.
Kiandra: *cries in the background* MY WUFFIE-KINZ
NEEDS VIAGRA!!!! T_T
Wufei: *chokes*
Director: I think we know my line by now -_-;
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Meanwhile...
Stephanie: Well, it's got two beam sabers, a
beam tomahawk/sword thing, a 'beam shot rifle', and some sorta mega
particle
gun on the torso. And three missiles on the shield. I don't think you
can
use the funnels though, because a) we're under gravity, and b) you
aren't
a newtype.
Sidra: "Funnels" and "newtype"?? *blinks*
Stephanie: UC Timeline stuff. Just don't worry
about it. Though.... Quatre might be able to use the funnels though...
maybe Heero... I guess they're the most newtype like of the G-boys...
Sidra: Riiiight...
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Meiran: *in her dorm room partying*
Quatre: --; *knocks on the door* The director
says to turn your music off.
Meiran: Awww....
Director: Now... let's get this scene done RIGHT,
okay???
Meiran: *rolls her eyes*
Director: Action!
Meiran: *sits on the floor in the dark and looks
at her cut finger* ...
Quatre: *outside, knocks on the door* Meiran?
Are you in there? It's Quatre.
Meiran: *mumbles* Y-yeah... *gets up and lets
Quatre in, then sits back down and cleans the bit of blood off her
sword*
Quatre: What were you doing??
Meiran: Actually, this is just a paper cut. ^^;
Can I get a band-aid??
Director: CAN IT WAIT? >8F
Meiran: o.o;
Duo: Want a holographic one? ^__^
Wufei: *from the hospital set* MY DAUGHTER WILL
NOT WEAR A HOLOGRAPHIC BAND-AID, DAMNIT!
Meiran: Sure, Uncle Duo! ^-^
Quatre: *sighs* -.-; We're NEVER gonna get done
shooting today...
Noin: *whispers* That's okay, we have to stall
for Milliardo and Sidra.
-
Meiran: I promise I'll behave for this scene
-.-;;
Director: Good. ACTION!
Meiran: *sits down by comatose Wufei* Daddy?
Daddy... I'm sorry about what I said... About hating you and all.... I
didn't really mean it... I was just angry... I didn't mean it... It's
just....
It's just... *starts to cry* Daddy, I'm sorry! Please wake up! Please!
*grabs hold of Wufei's hand Please Daddy, if you don't, I don't know
what
I'd do.... I love you, Daddy... wake up....
Wufei: *twitches*
Meiran: *sits upright in surprise* Daddy??
Wufei: *groans and opens his eyes*
Meiran: MOM!!! *Sally and Quatre come in* He's
waking up!
Wufei: *sits up slowly* Dying hurts like hell.
Heero: *falls over off stage*
Trowa: *cracks up off stage*
Catherine: *sweatdrops off stage*
Meiran: I didn't mess it up this time, Director!
><;;
Sally: If you think THAT hurts like hell... IT
TOOK FOREVER TO GET MEIRAN TO START BEHAVING FOR THIS EPISODE SHOOT!!!
Wufei: O_o;; B-b-but-!
Quatre: ^^;; Calm down Sally! Remember the
'mission'??
^^;;
Sally: Oh yeah. Hm. How's that going anyways?
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Meanwhile...
Sidra: So that's what Steph said...
Milliardo: But I want to be the one piloting
it ><;
Sidra: Don't sweat it then, you don't have to
use the funnels. I'm sure we can borrow the megacannon for Tallgeese.
Milliardo: *nods* Like the new paint job? *points
at Sazabi, now white with black trim, and the hokey looking fin on it
has
been replaced with a headcrest.*
Sidra: Very Tallgeese-ish.
Elsewhere...
Char: *looks around the parking lot in confusion*
I could have sworn I parked Sazabi here...
Amuro: *climbs up into the RX-93* Yeah, I thought
you parked it here too...
Char: ... *eyes Amuro* You didn't do anything
with it, did you? ¬¬
Amuro: Wouldn't dream of it -.-;
Keetia: *walks by* Hi! ^.^ I think the PMS took
it for spare parts.
Char: What!?! O_O;
Keetia: Yeah, Stephanie was really interested
in that psyframe thingie. And Jenna liked the shield. Said something
about
phallic symbolism. Good luck! *walks off* .oO{ Heheheheh... He'll
go
after them and they'll maim him! }
Char: *stares after Keetia* .......
Siduri: *hits Char over the head with a Zechs
mask* NOT YOU TOO! _)@$**()@*$#(@&* ........!!!!!!
Char: >.o; *rubs his head* You are not right
in head, kid.
Siduri: I'M not the one running around with a
BUCKET on my head off and on.
Char: I'm not the one with Birdman for a father.
Siduri: HEY!!!! *lunges*
Amuro: I'll be going now... *shuts the cockpit
and the RX-93 runs away ASAP*
Char: *shouts* ........!!!!!!!!
Siduri: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!