Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: YES! THE TITLE LOGO IS WORKING!
Director: That isn't our normal bar...
One: The normal bar is out of order ^-^;
Director: AUGH!
Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: YES! THE TITLE LOGO IS WORKING!
Director: That isn't our normal bar...
One: The normal bar is out of order ^-^;
Director: AUGH!
Narrator: Four score and seven years ago...
Director: CUT! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!
Narrator: *sniffles* YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!
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Heero: *on phone* Venus has declared war. Are
those suits ready yet?
Milliardo: *on phone* Sore wa himitsu desu!
Director: CUT! That's it! No spending lunch hour
with the Slayers cast!
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Heero: *in Shino's room* Get up.
Shino: *sits up holding a gun, and points it
at Heero* Omae o korosu.
Heero: ...
Director: ... What is wrong with you people?
Heero: *points a gun at the director* Omae o
korosu.
Director: MOVING RIGHT ALONG!
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Quatre: Why don't you at least call your
mother?
Meiran: Sore wa-
Director: DON'T YOU DARE!!
Meiran: -himitsu desu.
Director: *points a gun at Meiran* OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Meiran: O_o;
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Sally: *on phone* MEIRAN! YOUR FATHER SAID YOU WEREN'T AT DUO AND HILDE'S!
WHERE ARE YOU, YOUNG LADY!?
Meiran: Sore-
Director: WHY MUST YOU KEEP SAYING THAT!?!?!
Meiran: Um... Sore wa himistu desu? ^^;;
Director: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHH!!!!!
Quatre: ... cut...
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Quatre: You stole your father's money?
Meiran: Sore wa h-
Quatre: MEIRAN!
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH! *bangs his
head on a wall.*
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Quatre: Sounds like you'll be paying off Wufei now. Exactly what's
going on with you and your father?
Meiran: Sore wa himitsu-
Director: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! TAKE 2!
Quatre: Sounds like you'll be paying off Wufei now. Exactly what's
going on with you and your father?
Meiran: ... Recently or since it started? It's been building up.
Quatre: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Meiran: ...
Director: ... cut... You're all agaisnt me.
Narrator: No! You're all against me!
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Meiran: *shrugs* I thought it'd be a nice little thing to do to him.
Besides, he wouldn't want his daughter going out dressed like a NORMAL
person.
Quatre: You aren't normal...
Meiran: ... *whacks Quatre*
Director: ............. cut......
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Quatre: A 'bad' crowd?
Meiran: Xellos and the rest of the Slayers cast.
Director: CUT!! STOP HANGING OUT WITH THEM! *yanks hair*
Wufei: *off stage* They are probably about as bad as you can get around
here.
Lina: FIREBALL! *hurls a fireball at Wufei*
Wufei: *coughs up smoke* o_o;
Director: Medic..... LINA! OFF THE SET!
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Milliardo: *on phone* Quatre? It's Milliardo.
I've got bad news from Heero.
Quatre: What is it?
Milliardo: He says Trowa just declared his love for you-
Sidra: *hits Milliardo in the back of the head with the mask* OTOUSAN
WA HENTAI BAKA!
Trowa: *off stage, points a gun at Milliardo* Omae o korosu.
Director: Cut..... Take 2.
Milliardo: *on phone* Quatre? It's Milliardo. I've got bad news from
Heero.
Quatre: What is it?
Milliardo: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Xellos: My, that phrase has popped up a lot today.
||^_^||
Director: Cut... You like making my life miserable,
don't you?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu! ||^_^||
Siduri: Translation from Xellos-ese, 'basically,
yes' ^-^
Xellos: Smart boy! Must be the purplish hair.
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Mariemaia: *hangs up a phone and sighs*
Lady Une: What is it?
Mariemaia: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Lady Une: ....
Treize: *off stage watching, sighs and shakes his head*
Director: ... cut... *sniffles*
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Lady Une: So I heard from Heero. Some of our people are going to be
sent to Mars to take part in mobile suit training in the defense school
there. And we can't confirm it- *smiles a bit* --but rumors say that Quatre
is funding Milliardo to build new gundams. Of course, this is only rumor.
The World Nation would NEVER support such a thing...
Mariemaia: Of course! *winks* But then, they probably wouldn't support
us in our bid for universal domination...
Treize: *smiles proudly off stage* That's my girl! ^-^
Director: .................................................................
cut.
Lady Une: WILL YOU GO THE HELL AWAY YOU IDIOT? *whacks Treize*
Treize: O_o;
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Kwannon: *dressed as Colonel Une, complete with glasses and buns* Commence
operations!
Director: .... WARDROBE!
Kwannon: Well, it's HER line originally!
Lady Une: *in similar attire* Damn right it's my line!
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Shino: What is it-?!
Crew Member: It's a mobile suit! *panics* IT'S A GUNDAM!!!!
Director: ... Cut. IT'S A SHUTTLE, NIMWIT!
Shino: Actually, it's a mobile suit carrier.
Crew Member: Sorry, I'm used to shouting that.... I used to be a Leo
pilot in GW... You know, one of the ones that lasted less than a single
episode?
Director: ... right...
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Noin: They're WHAT?! They're declaring Zechs is a Char wanna be!?!
Milliardo: WHAT!?
Director: What?? O_o;
Char: *smacks Zechs upside the head* WANNA BE!
>=F
Milliardo: OH YEAH!? WHO LET YOU ON THE SET ANYWAYS!?
DIDN'T YOU DIE OR SOMETHING!?!?! *hits Char with a... giant spatula.*
Ukyou: *smites Milliardo and takes her spatula
back.*
Director: Cut... Stop stealing other people's
weapons and lines!
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Milliardo: I'll take the Tallgeese then.
Char: TALLGEESE SUCKS!!! >=F
Milliardo: A LEO COULD BEAT YOUR STUPID
CUSTOMIZED ZAKU II! SOMEBODY GET THIS BOZO OFF THE SET!!!
Noin: Gladly. ^-^ *drags Char off stage by the
ear and the sounds of somebody being beaten to a pulp can be heard.*
Director: Um...?
Noin: *walks back in and dusts her hands off*
There we go. ^-^
Duo: Uh... cut! =)
Director: My line. Cut-
Duo: Well, you didn't say it.
Director: -Duo's hair.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVEN'T YOU DAMAGED IT ENOUGH ALREADY!?!!? *runs away screaming*
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Noin: Milliardo just took off in the Tallgeese
to stop them before they can get here. But we should prepare a second defense
line, just in case...
Char: I could beat the "Lightning Count" with
his stupid weakling Leos! Zaku II could beat a Leo any day!
Sidra: *whips her mask off and hits Char with
it* Dont' diss my dad. Only I can do that.
Char: ... You're a Zechs wanna be.
Sidra: *SMITE!* Go away, Mr. Red Comet. Go start
another stupid Zeon revolt or something. I'm sure you can find another
asteroid to throw at the Earth.
Char: ... I think I'll throw one at Mars...
PMS: OMAE O KOROSU! *all of the PMS members burst
in, pointing semi-automatics and rocket launchers at Char.*
Director: Cut.
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Milliardo: *on comm* Two enemy mobile
suits headed your way!
Sidra: ... Oh thanks a lot Dad.
Director: Cut! Stick to your lines. Ready? Annnnnnnd...... ACTION!
Milliardo: Two enemy mobile suits headed your way!
Char: *off stage* YOU SUCK, ZECHS! YOUR NAME
SOUNDS LIKE SEX!
Milliardo: YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A POKEMON WANNA
BE! "CHAR! CHAR!" *points a mega cannon at Char*
Director: CUT.
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Sidra: *after her classmates got blasted* OH
MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!!!
Director: SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH ANY MOVIES
OR TV UNTILL WE ARE FINISHED WITH THIS WHOLE SERIES!
Kenny: Mmf mff mmmffff!
Char: *steps on Kenny with a red Zaku II*
Director: More unwanted guests.... cut.
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Sidra: SHI NE!!
Director: We aren't using Japanese in this. Only
the PMS is because they're a gag.
Sidra: Gomen, my bad.
Director: ....
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Milliardo: *after the fight* Are you alright?
Sidra: STUPID QUESTION! I JUST WATCHED MOST OF MY CLASSMATES GET VAPORIZED!
HELLO! I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE TRAUMATIZED!
Milliardo: Excuse me for following the script.
Director: Maybe it's that time of the month-
Sidra: DIIIIIIE!
Director: Eep.
Char: *off stage* YOU BOTH SUCK THE AMURO WANNA
BE!
Heero: *points a gun at Char* Omae o korosu.
Amuro: Excuse me? -_-;
Director: GET OUT! ANYBODY WHO IS NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE, GET OUT! CHAR! AMURO! GO BACK TO THE U.C. TIMELINE!
Amuro: But they have actual physics there....
Char: Yeah, this one doesn't have any really
good justifying physics!!! BECAUSE A.C. SUCKS!
Wufei: What do you know about justice? YOU'RE
A VILLAIN!
Director: Cut....
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Milliardo: *after the fight* We won.
Sidra: WOOHOO! LET'S GO HIT THE BARS NOW!
Milliardo: O_o; Huh? What happened to being traumatized?
Sidra: Mood swing! ^-^
Director: Cut..... morons...
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*out in the parking lot, two mobile suits face off. One of them is
gold, the other is white.
Milliardo: I challenge you! One on one! A.C. vs. U.C. My suit vs. your
suit!
Char: All right! Prepare to die!
Firefury: Uuummm....... They probably shouldn't
be dueling on the studio parking lot... It's already structurally unsafe....
*boggles*
Heero: *sits down with a bag of popcorn* Hey,
Amuro. Want some?
Amuro: Sure! Thanks. *sits down* Should be a
pretty good show. Those two really don't like each other...
One: 5
Noin: KICK HIS @$$, ZECHS!!!! >=F
One: 4
Wufei: Justice will be Zechs defeating that fool.
One: 3
Sidra: GO DAD! KICK HIM IN THE LEFT KNEE! KICK
HIM IN THE RIGHT KNEE! KICK HIM IN THE WEEEEEEENIIIIIE! ^o^
One: 2
*The two mobile suits rush forward at each other*
One: 1
*The parking structure collapses under the two
suits and they get knocked appart and buried under the concrete*
Firefury: Um... Everybody else had their cars
out before that, right?
Milliardo: SH*T! MY S.U.V!!!! *sure enough, his
SUV is crushed under Tallgeese's very heavy @$$.*
Char: *points and laughs*
Siduri: You stepped on your bike, Char.
Meiran: AUGH! YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD HARLEY!
BASTARD!
Char: My bike!? o_o; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!