Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Narrator: My fellow Americans!
Director: CUT! MUST YOU MESS IT EVERY FREAKING EPISODE?!?!
Narrator: ... Sore wa himitsu desu.
Director: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUGH!!!!!!! *rips hair.
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Noin: Siduri, why don't you show Shino to your room. You're roommates.
Siduri and Shino: *high five*
Siduri: ALL RIGHT!
Shino: FRAT BROTHERS!
Noin: .... *sweatdrops*
Director: Cut.
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Siduri: So, what kinda music d'ya like?
Shino: Rap.
Siduri: Um.... ew. That's not your line anyways.
Shino: I know.
Siduri: ... cut.
Director: That's not your line.
Siduri: I know.
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Sidra: Who is it?
Milliardo: The tooth fairy.
Sidra: I didnt' loose any teeth. Try again later. -_-;
Director: ... cut.
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Noin: How are you doing?
Sidra: For somebody who's traumatized, quite well. ^-^
Director: Will you PLEASE stick to your lines!?
Sidra: Why?
Director: BECAUSE WE'LL BE STUCK REDOING THIS FOREVER IF YOU DON'T!
Sidra: .... pfft.
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Milliardo: I overheard the orders you gave your unit. Those orders
were dead on for the situation.
You acted properly, ordering the damaged suits to get away after the
first attack. The problem
wasn't you, it was the fact that they were still students.
Sidra: I always knew I was superior to my peers. ^-^
Noin: *falls over*
Director: Cut.... ><;
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Sidra: But I still should have been able to stop that suit that took
out everyone-
Siduri: *comes up behind Milliardo and gives him bunny ears*
Sidra: *cracks up*
Noin: Eh? *turns around and looks at Milliardo* ..... *snickers*
Milliardo: Huh...? *looks behind him* SIDURI!
Director: .............. *snickers* cut.
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Milliardo: Noin, we've said what we came to say. Let's go get a drink,
shall we? ^-^
Noin: Um.... sure. O_o;
Director: Um. NO. Cut.
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Catherine: Pretty good turnout tonight, huh Trowa?
Trowa: ... Sore wa himitsu desu.
Director: NOW YOU'RE SAYING IT TOO!?!
Meiran: Everybody's stealing that line from me now...
Xellos: You stole it from me.
Meiran: YOU taught it to me! =P
Director: Cut...
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Catherine: You're going to go fight again, aren't
you, Trowa?
Trowa: Nah, the guys can handle it without me.
After all, all I do is run out of ammo anyways.
Director: .....
Trowa: Let's go see a movie or something.
Director: ... Cut.
Catherine: Okay.
Director: CUT, DAMNIT!
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Catherine: But why? Why you? You've already done
more than your share of fighting!
Trowa: .... I have no idea.
Director: Cut.... TAKE 2!
Catherine: But why? Why you? And why am I being
so melodramatic?
Trowa: .... I have no idea.
Director: Sore wa himitsu desu!
All: *stare at the director*
Director: *ahem* .... Take 3! ACTION!
Catherine: But why? Why you? You've already done
more than your share of fighting!
Trowa: .... *bursts into laughter and falls over
giggling*
Catherine: .... Um... Trowa? Are you feeling
okay?
Director: Cut... ........... TAKE 4! AAAAAANNNNNNNND!
ACTION!
Catherine: But why? Why you? You've already-
Trowa: *falls over laughing again*
Catherine: TROWA! >=F Knock it off!
Duo: Oh great... clown boy's got the giggles
again.
Director: CUT! You idiot! STOP LAUGHING!
Trowa: *laughs even more* =D
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Catherine: And you'd better not get amnesia this
time!
Trowa: What?
Catherine: *falls over*
Director: Cut......... take 2. Action.
Catherine: And you'd better not get amnesia this
time!
Trowa: Oh, don't worry. It's Wufei's turn for
the amnesia.
Wufei: ... *twitch*
Firefury: IDIOT! YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL IT FOR PEOPLE
WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR IN THE SERIES!
Trowa: (/.o; Erk.
Director: ..... cut.
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Siduri: So Shino, y'know how to USE a suit?
Shino: Dad taught me everything.
Siduri: In that case we're f*cked. You'll blow
yourself up!
Shino: Basically.... yes. ^-^ *holds up self
detonator*
Director: CUT! YOU IDIOTS! KNOCK IT OFF!
Shino: Mission accepted *presses button and the
director's chair explodes*
Director: *coughs up smoke* .... cut.... @_@;
medic...
Heero: *beams with pride* :-) That's my boy.
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Shino: What are you planning, Sid?
Siduri: World conquest, but that's beside the
point.
Shino: ...
Director: ... cut.
Siduri: Seriously! ^^;
Shino: ...
Siduri: STOP DOING THAT!
Shino: Doing what?
Siduri: ...
Shino: ...
Siduri: THAT!
Director: CUT!
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Shino: .... If we get in trouble I'm telling
them you threatened me at gunpoint.
Siduri: Waitaminute. YOU'RE Heero's son. You'd
be the one threatening ME at gun point!
Shino: *pulls out his gun* Omae o korosu.
Siduri: That's more like it. -_-;
Director: THAT IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT! CUT!
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Siduri: ... Oh yeah... Does he still point guns
at Aunt Relena?
Shino: Only when they're alone...
Heero: .... Omae o korosu *points a gun at Shino*
You aren't supposed to tell about that.
Relena: *blushes*
Director: It's in the script =P
Heero: Don't make me blow up your chair too.
Director: ...
Siduri: DON'T DO THAT! DON'T DO THAT "..." THING!
(There is no way to pronounce ...)
Everyone else: *looks at Siduri like he should
be in a straight jacket.*
Siduri: ...
One: Now you're doing the "..." thing! Bad Siduri!
=P
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Siduri: What the hell are they making?
Shino: Giant weapons of mass destruction! Pretty
cool, huh?
Siduri: YEAH!
Director: Cut..... morons....
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Howard: And what are you two up to??
*Shino and Siduri jump in surprise*
Siduri and Shino: MASTER ROSHI!
Howard: *falls over*
Director: ... cut....
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Howard: Well, me and the PMS-
Siduri: WHOA... You have that time of the month!?
Shino: Is there something you aren't telling
us?
Howard: *whacks Siduri and Shino*
Tiffany: *points and laughs*
Director: CUT!
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Howard: Just don't fire the acid cannon.
Shino: ACID!?
Howard: Yeah! Great for getting an entire room
full of people high on LSD!
Director: I don't want to know...... cut.
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Siduri: It's Siduri! Open up!
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Siduri: Yes.
Sidra: No.
Director: CUT!
Sidra: No.
Director: Yes.
Siduri: No.
Sidra: No.
Director: Yes.
Siduri: No. We have you outnumbered.
Sidra: No. ^-^
Director: *rips more hair out* AAAAUGH! ><;
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Sidra: What're YOU doing in military school?
Siduri: Lookin' for babes ^_~
Director: Cut!
Siduri: Well, hey, since your my sister, and
Ariana is my cousin... That leaves Meiran. HEY! MEIRAN!
Wufei: Touch my daughter and die.
Meiran: ... I can take care of myself. -_-
Wufei: Can not.
Meiran: Can too.
Wufei: Can not.
Meiran: Can too.
Wufei: Can not.
Meiran: Can too.
Director: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUT!!! TAKE
2!!!
Sidra: What're YOU doing in a military school?
Siduri: I... joined. Then I told Mom and Dad
AFTER it was too late.
Sidra: (thought) Why didn't I think of that?
Siduri: Because you're a dumb blond.
Sidra: HEY! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO
HEAR THE VOICE OVER! I'M NOT A DUMB BLOND! *SMITE!*
Siduri: eeerk....
Director: cut...... ><;;;;
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Sidra: Roku for now. Mom and Dad don't seem to
realize it's me. Maybe they're dumber than we give them credit for.
Siduri: Probably, they're just parents after
all.
Noin and Milliardo: *fume off stage*
Director: CUT! TAKE 2!
Sidra: Roku for now. Mom and Dad don't seem to
realize it's me. Maybe they're dumber than we give them credit for.
Siduri: Really? Whoa. *blinks* Oh yeah! Guess
what I saw!
Sidra: Barney the purple dinosaur being flushed
down a toilet?
Siduri: Um... actually...
Tsunami: NAMI! *flashes a V for victory and points
at the restrooms*
Sidra: I was just guessing! o_o;
Director: CUT! GET THAT DRAGON OUT OF HERE! ......
Take 3. ACTION!
Siduri: Really? Whoa. *blinks* Oh yeah! Guess
what I saw!
Sidra: The Gundams?
Siduri: Damnit! Does everybody but ME know about
them?!
Sidra: Yep. Loser. ^-^
Siduri: Dumb blond.
Director: CUT!
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Siduri: Man! He doesn't even KNOW how to pilot!
WE should be there! *makes a face* This sucks!
Sidra: YEAH!!!!!
Director: That is so far off from your line,
Sidra.... cut.
Sidra: I know ^-^
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Firefury: That was one of our more messed up
eps, huh?
One: Indeed.
*Siduri screams from back stage*
Siduri: HELP! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! BLONDS AREN'T
DUMB! I'M SORRY ALREADY! OOOOOW! OWOWOW! SIDRA!!! DAD! UNCLE QUATRE!! I'M
SORRY ALREADY!!!! BLONDS ARE SMART! REALLY!! I MEAN IT! I'M SORRY ALREADY!
I'M SO-OW!!!!!!!!!
Firefury: O.o;
One: .... With a suitably messed up ending.
Siduri: SOMEBODY! HEY! SHINO! HELP!
Shino: You got yourself into this.
Siduri: PLEEEEEEEEASE???? OW! SIDRAAAAAA! STOP
HITTING ME!!! MEIRAN!? HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!!
Meiran: .... Weakling.
Wufei: *nods*
Siduri: OH COME ON! IT'S THREE AGAINST ONE! IT'S
NOT A FAIR FIGHT AT ALL! OWWWW!! ><; I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE ALL THE
DUMB BLOND JOKES I'VE SAID! AND THE INSULTS! I DIDN'T MEAN THEM! HONEST!
MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYY! MAKE SIDRA STOP HITTING ME! CHILD ABUSE!
DAD! CHILD ABUSE! UNCLE QUATRE! ><;;; STOP IT YOU GUYS!! ;_;
Tsunami: Nami tsu, tsunami namtsu! *waves goodbye*