Outtakes, Mistakes, and
Other
Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: THAT is NOT our bar!
One: What? You don't like it?
Director: No! It's not our bar!
One: YOU THINK IT'S UGLY!?!? *cries*
Firefury: Bravo, Doc.
Narrator: I HAVE A DREAM!
Director: *falls over*
Narrator: I have a dream that one day, I WILL HAVE A LEAD ROLE! *-*
Firefury: *falls over*
Director: Cut. Keep dreaming, Narrator =P
Narrator: *cries*
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Meiran: *picks up the phone* City morgue. You
stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Wufei: *on the phone* The hell?
Director: Oh this is gonna take forever... TAKE
2!
Meiran: *picks up the phone* Moshi moshi!
Wufei: *on phone* ONLY THE PMS IS USING JAPANESE,
YOU IDIOT!
Director: CUT...... ready.... and.... TAKE 3!
Meiran: *picks up the phone* *annoying voice
mail type tone* Hello. The number you have dialed is no longer in
service.
Please hang up and try again later.
Wufei: *twitch*
Director: TAKE 4!
Meiran: *picks up the phone* Washington DC
operator,
Smithsonian Institution. Where may I direct your call? ^-^
Wufei: DAMNIT MEIRAN!
Director: Augh... We're off to a great start
aren't we... Meiran. Just say your lines. TAKE 5!!
Meiran: *picks the phone* *low voice* Hello,
you have reach 1-900-DIALSEX. Caller, tell me what you are or aren't
wearing-
Quatre:M-meiran! o_o;
Wufei: O_O;
Director: O_O;
Wufei: *stops breathing* @_@
Narrator: Medic....
Noin: At least she didn't say DIALZECHS. ^-^
All: *fall over*
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Wufei: *on phone* Have you seen my daughter?
Meiran?
Quatre: *on phone* Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Wufei: *on phone* You've been talking to Meiran
too much.
Director: AAAAAAUGH! THAT PHRASE! THAT PHRASE!!
><;;
Firefury: I think you've given him a complex
about that, Meiran.
Meiran: Cool! =)
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Duo: I still can't believe that bastard cut my
hair! ... HE REALLY CUT MY HAIR! *cries*
Hilde: Um... Duo....
Duo: ;_; MY HAIR!
Hilde: Duo...
Director: DUO! KNOCK IT OFF!
Duo: B-b-but.... *bawls*
Hilde: ... *sweatdrops*
Siduri: DON'T DO THAT!!!!
Hilde: Don't do what!?
Siduri: That "..." thing!
Hilde: ... Are you doing drugs?
Siduri: W-w-what!?!
Director: ... cut.
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Hilde: Will you shut up about your braid!?
Duo: NO!
Director: THAT IS NOT YOUR LINE!
Duo: I don't care! ;_;
Director: Take 2!
Hilde: Will you shut up about your braid!?
Duo: So-sore.. wa? him- DAMNIT, HOW THE HELL
DO YOU SAY THAT, MEIRAN!?!
Meiran: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Director: WANT ME TO CUT OFF THE REST OF YOUR
BRAID!?!?
Duo: O_O;;; *runs away screaming*
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Wufei: *opens the door and comes in.*
Meiran: DADDY! *glomp!*
Wufei: ...
Director: Cut.
Siduri: WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP WITH THE "..."
CRAP!?!
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Meiran: *blinks* Daddy?
Wufei: YOU.
Meiran: Yes. Me. ^-^
Director: Cut... idiot.
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Meiran: What did you do to Uncle Duo?
Wufei: Cut his hair.
Duo: *runs on stage brandishing a pair of
scissors*
*snip*
Wufei: O_o;
Duo: *holds up the black pony tail* JUSTICE IS
SERVED!!!
Meiran: O_O;
Wufei: You... You just cut my hair.
Duo: *nods*
Director: *sputters*
Meiran: ... *grabs her pony tail defensivly.*
Duo: Oh I don't have anything against you Meiran.
Wufei: I'LL BREAK YOUR NOSE, MAXWELL!
Duo: And your father is about to try and kick
my @$$ so I'll just exit stage left! *runs, gets tripped by Wufei and
breaks
his nose* OW!!!!!!
Wufei: Justice is served.
Duo: INJUSTICE!
Director: INJUSTICE IS YOU PEOPLE BLOWING THE
SCENES!!!!! I'LL CUT EVERYONE'S HAIR OFF AND BREAK EVERYO- *director's
chair explodes*
Heero: *off stage, holding a detonator, looking
smug as hell* Mission complete.
Director: Cut... *coughs up smoke*
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Wufei: THIS IS ALL THERE IS LEFT!? YOU SPENT
EVERYTHING ELSE!?
Meiran: Yep.
Director: Cut..... Somebody get me a new chair...
WITHOUT a detonator.
Heero: Sure thing.... ^-^
Director: NOT you.
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Sally: *stands outside the front door and listens
to the yelling* ???
Meiran: IT'S MINE!
Wufei: No! I WILL HAVE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA,
DAMNIT!
Meiran: I SAW IT FIRST!
Wufei: I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!
Meiran: WELL THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT!
Wufei: GIVE ME THAT PIZZA, GIRL!
Meiran: MAKE ME!
Wufei: FINE!
*sounds of a sword fight inside*
Sally: ... *just walks away.*
Director: ...
Siduri: AUGH! THAT "..." THING AGAIN!
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Sally: *opens the door*
Meiran and Wufei: *holding guns* Omae o korosu.
Sally: *ahem* HEY! KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO! >=P
Director: *sighs* cut...
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Sally: *crosses arms* Are you going to behave?
Wufei: No.
Meiran: No.
Director: YOU'D BETTER! >8F Or I take
the last slice of pizza!
Wufei and Meiran: INJUSTICE!
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Sally: All right. As for you, Meiran, you're
grounded. As for you, Wufei, our plans for tonight are off. Nice
band-aid.
Wufei: Why thank you. Duo gave it to me.
Director: Um.....? Cut? ................ TAKE
2! ACTION!
Sally: All right. As for you, Meiran, you're
grounded. As for you, Wufei, our plans for tonight are off. Nice
band-aid.
Wufei: Oh, all right. I guess I'll go visit Noin
*coughs*
Milliardo: THE HELL!?
Noin: O_O; MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
Meiran: O_O;
Wufei: Meiran?
Meiran: @_@
Siduri: Medic!! O.o;;;;
Director: Cut..... Take 3..... ACTION!!!
Sally: All right. As for you, Meiran, you're
grounded. As for you, Wufei, our plans for tonight are off. Nice
band-aid.
Wufei: Oh, all right. I guess I'll go visit Lady
Une. *coughs*
Duo: O_o; Well..... you do both have this whole
thing about Treize...
Lady Une: *puts her glasses on*
Duo: Sh*t.
Lady Une: *smites Duo, then takes her glasses
off* ^-^
Director: Cut.... Okay. Don't blow it this time,
okay? Ready? And.... TAKE 4! ACTION!
Sally: All right. As for you, Meiran, you're
grounded. As for you, Wufei, our plans for tonight are off. Nice
band-aid.
Wufei: Oh all right. I guess I'll go visit
Treize.
*coughs*
Lady Une: O_O;
Kiandra: WH-WH-WHAT!?!?!?! O_O;
One: *shrieks in horror* NO! NO YAOI! NOT ON
THIS PAGE! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treize: I think I'll just stop visiting the set
now.... o_o;
Wufei: Awww! But Treizie-kinz!
Treize: *runs away screaming*
Lady Une: That was sick.
Meiran: @_@
Director: Somebody get the medic again... CUT.
Sally: ... *whacks Wufei upside the head* You're
going to give our daughter a heart attack
Wufei: She's given me plenty =P
Duo: Okay, I'm avoiding Wufei from now on...
Wufei: ^^;;;
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Ariana: *working on FalconWing* Hrm... What's
this go to-? OH! MAYBE IT'S THE ZERO SYSTEM! COOL!!!
Heero: o_o;
Quatre: o_o;
Duo: o_o;
Milliardo: o_o;
Trant: o_o;
Duo: Hey... who let YOU in? ¬.¬
Director: Cut!
Duo: *chases after Trant with a mallet*
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Duo: *yawns, stretches, glances to the side
expecting
to see Hilde* .... O_O;
Heero: Hi.
Duo: *screams in horror and leaps out of the
bed*
Firefury: NO! NO YAOI! OMAE O KOROSU HEERO!
*points
a gun Heero*
Heero: Hilde put me up to it.
Duo: ... HILDE!!!!
Hilde: *runs off lauging hystericly*
Director: Cut... o_o; .... okay. TAKE 2.
ACTION!
Duo: *yawns, stretches, glances to the side
expecting
to see Hilde* .... O_O;
Stephanie: Was it as good for you as it was for
me? ^-^ *glomp*
Duo: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!
Hilde: *giggles insanely*
Heero: *click*
Duo: O_O;
Heero: *puts away the camera and walks off*
Director: .... Cut.... okay, here we go again.
TAKE 3 ACTION!
Duo: *yawns, stretches, glances to the side
expecting
to see Hilde* .... O_O;
Yancha: Hey good lookin'!
Duo: AAAAAH!! *leaps out of the bed and runs
away screaming*
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Meiran: *sets her backpack down and listens to
the shouting in the... kitchen.* Um...
Wufei: GIVE ME THAT PIZZA, WOMAN!
Sally: *Holds it the slice up out of Wufei's
reach* SHORTY! It's mine! >=D
Wufei: I PAID FOR THE PIZZA, WOMAN! HAND IT OVER!
Sally: Say it.
Wufei: Say what? ¬.¬ Please?
Sally: No. Say IT.
Wufei: No!! INJUSTICE!
Sally: SAY IT OR THE PIZZA IS MINE!
Wufei: Damn you!
Sally: SAY IT OR I'LL EAT THIS PIZZA RIGHT HERE
AND RIGHT NOW!
Wufei: *twitches and mumbles something*
Sally: I can't heeeeear yoooou! ^-^ Mmm. This
pizza looks good. Extra cheese.
Wufei: Augh! Girls rule and guys drool! ARE YOU
HAPPY NOW!?!?
Sally: No.
Wufei: WHAT!?!
Sally: *eats the pizza* Now I am.
Wufei: BAKA ONNA! YOU WENT BACK ON YOUR WORD!
Sally: Some of us don't have honor complexs.
I won't loose any sleep over it.
Wufei: WHAT!?!
Meiran: Cut??
Director: *nods*
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Meiran: *sweatdrops* Excuse me! Can I say
something
about this?
Wufei and Sally: NO!
Meiran: O_o;
Director: Cut......... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Meiran: *sweatdrops* Excuse me! Can I say
something
about this? I have a way this can
be settled.
Sally: What's that?
Meiran: Daddy gets the last slice of pizza and
I get the Gundam. *holds up a slice of pizza*
Wufei: Deal.
Director: THAT'S MY PIZZA! ><; CUT!
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Meiran: Daddy, I challenge you to a duel.Winner
gets the pizza, loser gets the left over casserole Treize left behind.
Wufei: ...
Siduri: AUGH! THE "..." THING! STOP SAYING "..."
Wufei and Meiran: *stare at Siduri*
Director: Cut...
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Wufei: *dueling with Meiran.... falls into the
rosebushes* OW!
Rosebush: HEY! *eats Wufei's sword*
One: Who let Rosebush in? ..;
Kiandra: Oops ^^;
Director: Um.... cut. O_o;
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Wufei: ... You may be strong enough to defeat
me with a sword, but you aren't strong enough to pilot a mobile suit.
Meiran: *slams her sword into its sheath* I....
LOVE YOU DADDY! *GLOMP!* ^-^
Wufei: O_o;;;
Director: No, you hate him. Remember?
Meiran: I know. ^-^
Siduri: Maybe she's really a blo- *gets glared
at by Sidra, Milliardo, and Quatre* Um... nevermind. ^^;
Director: TAKE 2!
Wufei: ... You may be strong enough to defeat
me with a sword, but you aren't strong enough to pilot a mobile suit.
Meiran: *slams her sword into its sheath* ...
What's my inspiration?
All: *fall over*
Director: *gets up* ... Cut...... take 3. ACTION!
Wufei: ... You may be strong enough to defeat
me with a sword, but you aren't strong enough to pilot a mobile suit.
Meiran: PFFT!
Wufei: Huh?
Meiran: PFFT! PFFT, you heard me! AND THE PIZZA
IS MINE!!
Wufei: NO!
Sally: Too late. *eats the fabled last slice
that keeps re-appearing somehow.*
Wufei and Meiran: INJUSTICE!
Sally: Pfft.
Director: Cut... TAKE 4!
Wufei: ... You may be strong enough to defeat
me with a sword, but you aren't strong enough to pilot a mobile suit.
Meiran: I hate you.
Wufei: I hate you too.
Meiran: Glad we're clear on this. But my enemy's
enemy is my friend. Mom ate the last slice of pizza, ya know. She is my
enemy.
Wufei: Hmm... She's my enemy too for eating the
last slice.
*Meiran and Wufei look over at Sally.*
Sally: Leaving now. ^^;;;
Director: Cut...
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*the cast is sitting around after the day's
filming*
One: *reading* Hey, Duo. Your English voiced
actor was in the Highlander! He got beheaded!
Duo: O.o;
Wufei: How about we reenact that??? *holds up
his sword*
Duo: How about we NOT?
One: In fact, he's been shot, stabbed, beheaed,
AND vaporized by aliens.
Duo: Eh-heh... Great.
Treize: *walks in and checks the fridge, and
pulls out..... THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!* I knew I left more than just
the
casserole. You can keep that. *eats the pizza*
Wufei: DAMN YOU, TREIZE!!!!
Meiran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!
Heero: *hands Duo a picture*
Duo: *pales* Y-you took a picture of that nut
glomping me!?!
Heero: *nods*
Duo: *pulls out a gun and points it at Heero*
Omae o korosu.
Firefury: *runs in and glomps Duo at about 30
miles per hour* DUOKINZ! ^-^
Duo: ACK!
One: She IS Duo no Aisai, after all.
Hilde: What about me!? I'm having his kid! =P
Firefury: PFFT!