Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: Our bar STILL isnt' fixed yet!?!
One: And since you didn't like my pretty
bar... WE'RE USING THIS CRAPPY BAR! MEANIE!
Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: Our bar STILL isnt' fixed yet!?!
One: And since you didn't like my pretty
bar... WE'RE USING THIS CRAPPY BAR! MEANIE!
Narrator: This is the story of a girl who single-handedly gathered the
Seven Stars of Suzaku-
Miaka: *whacks the Narrator* I'm Suzaku no Miko
and nobody is stealing that from me! ;-;
Director: CUT! No more Fushigi Yuugi for you!
Narrator: *bawls*
Firefury: *sweatdrops*
-
Siduri: *waiting in his car to pick up Duo and
Trowa, blaring.... Classical music.*
Director: What are you doing?
Siduri: Enjoying some classical music? They used
cannons in this piece. Pretty cool, huh?
Sidra: ...
Siduri: Sidra! Don't do that!
Duo: CANNONS!?! WHOA! I'd love to know how they
performed that in old concert halls!
Director: Cut....
-
Siduri: *yells out his car window* HEY! UNCLE
DUO!
Duo: What'd he say? Is that Siduri, ya think??
Trowa: *sarcasticly* No! Not at all!
Duo: ... *scared* You just used SARCASM! Are
you feeling okay???
Director: Cut....
Trowa: *giggles and laughs at Duo* You shoulda
seen the look on your face!
Siduri: Well this scene is blown. ¬.¬
Director: Indeed. Somebody shut that clown up
-
*SPLAT*
Director: *removes the pie pan from his face*
... TROWA!!!
Duo: ...
Siduri: Will you people stop with the "..." thing???
-.-
Trowa: *continues laughing*
-
Duo: CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN A BIT?
Siduri: I DON'T KNOW! CAN I?
One: He has learned well his grammar ^-^
Firefury: Oro... Stop corrupting the actors.
Director: Cut! TAKE TWO! ACTION!
Duo: CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN A BIT?
Siduri: WHAT????
Duo: TURN IT DOWN A BIT!
Siduri: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNCLE DUO! WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO SAY??
Duo: TURN. IT. DOWN!!!!!!
Siduri: WHAT!?!?! SPEAK UP!
*SPLAT!*
Trowa: *hits Siduri with a pie.*
Siduri: o_o; *kills the music* ..............................
F*ck you, clown boy.
Noin: SIDURI!
Siduri: Sorry.
Duo: o_o;;;
Trowa: *giggles*
Director: Cut.... morons. TAKE THEE! ACTION!
Siduri: WHAT!?!?! SPEAK UP!
Trowa: HE SAID TURN IT DOWN!
*music dies*
Siduri: Do I have to do the "..." thing? -.-
I don't wanna!
Director: You need help.
*everyone nods agreement*
Siduri: *pulls out a detonator and blows up the
director's chair.*
Director: *coughs up smoke* Cut....
-
Siduri: HEY! UNCLE WUFEI- OHMIGOD! YOU GOT
A SEX CHANGE?!?!
Meiran: *pulls out a gun and points it at Siduri*
Omae o korosu.
Siduri: *shuts up real quick*
Director: Cut....
-
Siduri: So where's Uncle Wufei?
Meiran: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Director: AAAAAAUGH!
*SPLAT!*
Meiran: o_o;
Trowa: XD *points and laughs at Meiran*
Meiran: *draws her sword and.... GASP.... cuts
Trowa's foof of hair*
Trowa: (/.o ..... o_o;;
Director: CUT! MEIRAN! WHY IS EVERYBODY CUTTING
PEOPLE'S HAIR!!?!?
Trowa: o_o; *tramautized*
Heero: Oh great, now he's gonna be a psycho clown.
-
Meiran: I earned the right to be here right now.
It's not a problem for you, is it, Aunt Noin?
Noin: No, not at all... I just called the engineers
in. They should be here any minute.
Stephanie: *walks in dressed as Professor G.*
Kiandra: *walks in dressed as Master O*
Shannon: *walks in dressed as Instructor H*
Tiffany: *walks in dressed as Doktor S*
*clank, clank*
Jenna: *walks in dressed as Doctor J*
Duo: SH*T! O_O
Trowa: (/_o;
Heero: *off stage* MISSION NOT ACCEPTED! ><;
GO AWAY!
Quatre: *off stage* o_o;;;
Wufei: *off stage* o_o;;; Them.
Duo: *wails* THEY'LL NEVER DIE! THEY'LL HAUNT
ME FOR EVER!
Jenna: Long time no see, Heero. *clank clank*
(the clanking is coming from a dinky plastic fake robot claw arm thingie
she's holding, being as she lacks a robotic tri-fingered arm)
Heero: *sounding very annoyed. Grumbles* Omae
o korosu...
Duo: Pestilance is back! ><;
Stephanie: It's been awhile, Duo >=) *GLOMP!*
Duo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! O_O *runs away screaming*
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!
*back stage*
The scientists: *laugh evilly*
Duo: *runs into them while trying to shake Stephanie
off* AAAAHHHHH! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!!!
Director: Um...?
Momoko: *walks in wearing shades and a tacky
hawaiian shirt* Hey, man!
Howard: *falls over*
Noin: *sweatdrop* I had NOTHING to do with this.
Hilde: Ditto.
Director: CUT!
*later, when Duo has been talked down from the
remains of the parking structure...*
Director: TAKE 2! ACTION!
Noin: No, not at all... I just called the engineers
in. They should be here any minute.
*rather than the PMS walking in, the 5 scientists
walk in. Laughing evilly.*
Professor G: It's be awhile, Duo.
Duo: *cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're supposed to be dead! Go away! Just leave me alone!
Doctor J: *pokes G* Remember our bet with the
PMS?
Professor G: Of course. *ahem* DUO-KINZ! *GLOMP!*
Duo: F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!
Firefury: *SHRIEKS! and hits G with a mallet*
Stephanie: Damn, there goes my paycheck. He actually
did it.
*SPLAT!*
Doktor S: *blinks, wipes the whip cream from
his face.*
Trowa: *walks away, laughing*
*Later, when both Firefury and Duo have been
talked into putting the detonators down and coming down from the rafters....*
Director: TAKE 3!!!!
Noin: No, not at all... I just called the engineers
in. They should be here any minute.
*The PMS walks in*
Duo: WOW! Instead of a bunch of old geezers working
on my Gundam, it's a bunch of gorgeous chicks! I wouldn't mind running
into these gals all the time!
PMS: *point pistols at Duo* Omae o korosu. (Jeanie:
no da!)
Duo: ...Nah...
PMS: *slowly pull triggers*
Duo: Eeh! You're really gonna shoot me!!
*SPLOT!*
Duo: *is covered in pink paint* o_o
*PMS exchange high fives.*
-
Noin: ... Meiran, you're welcome to sit in on
some of the lectures or classes here. Duo, Trowa, you're free to roam about
and I'd be really grateful if you'd maybe give talks in some of the advanced
classes.
Duo: Sure!
Trowa: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Noin: No.
Duo: *thud*
Director: CUT! .... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Noin: ... Meiran, you're welcome to sit in on
some of the lectures or classes here. Duo, Trowa, you're free to roam about
and I'd be really grateful if you'd maybe give talks in some of the advanced
classes.
Duo: Sure!
Trowa: Are you sure that's a good idea? He might
be a bad influence on your students.
Duo: WHAT!? HEERO WOULD BE AN EVEN WORSE INFLUENCE
THAN I WOULD! He'd teach 'em how to self-detonate.
Heero: *with the extras, off stage, showing them
a self-detonator* And proper detonation ettiqute dictates that you should
open your cockpit and stand out on the edge, hold the button out, glare
at your enemy, and then press the button.
Extra 1: Shouldn't you get OUT of your Gundam
when you blow it up?
Heero: *whacks Extra 1!* The whole point of self-detonating
it to blow yourself up! And your Gundam up! Plus, it drives the girls wild!
=)
Everyone else: *falls over*
Duo: I'd teach them to braid their hair.... ^-^
Everyone else: *falls over again*
Director: CUT! *slaps hand to forehead.*
Nuriko: *whacks Duo, sending him flying* My braid
is much better groomed then yours. I'll teach them.
Duo: *picks himself up out of the hole in the
wall* Ow... What was that for!? You're supposed to be dead or something!?
Nuriko: Even when I'm dead I can still hit people
*points to his gauntlets*
Director: You! Back into the Universe of the
Four Gods! BACK INTO THE BOOK!
-
Meiran: Sorry, Uncle Duo! But he has a point.
Especially considering what I've heard about you from
Daddy...
Duo: What has Wufei been saying about me behind
my back?? ¬.¬
Meiran: Mostly about your nasty threesomes with
Hilde and Rel- OW!
Heero: *hands Stephanie back her wrench*
Relena: *twitches, whacks Wufei*
Wufei: Baka onna!
Duo: WHAT ELSE!?! >=F
Meiran: Something about you and Uncle Heero....
Firefury: *smites Meiran* NO! NO YAOI! YOU EVIL
CHARACTER YOU!
Meiran: OW! ><;
Heero: *points a gun at Meiran* Omae o korosu.
*SPLAT!*
Heero: o_o;
Trowa: *points and laughs at Heero*
Relena: .... *takes the gun and points it at
Wufei* Omae o korosu!
Wufei: O_o;
Director: CUT!! ><; YOU MORONS! CAN'T YOU
DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?!?
All: SORE WA HIMITSU DESU!!
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs*
*later, after the Director is talked into putting
the rocket launcher down and coming out of the tank....*
-
Duo: WHAT IS THIS!? Pick on Duo Day!?
Jeanie: Let me check the calendar- *SPLAT!*
Trowa: (/_^
Jeanie: No.... I think it's Trowa Throwing Pies
at Everyone Day.
Trowa: (/.^
Director: .......
Siduri: Yamero.
Director: I don't speak Japanese.
Siduri: Stop it.
Director: Cut.... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Duo: WHAT IS THIS!? Pick on Duo Day!?
Professor G: *walks by* Yes, it is, Duo.
Duo: AAAAAAH! PESTILENCE IS BACK AGAIN! *runs*
Stephanie: I think it's Tramautize Duo Day...
*After Duo is been talked out of his Gundam and
going on a psychotic killing rampage...*
Director: TAKE 3!!!! ><;
Duo: WHAT IS THIS!? Pick on Duo Day!?
Jeanie: Let me check the calendar! *checks calendar,
writes* It is now!
Duo: AUGH! *opens the door to go.*
The scientists: *fall in instead of Siduri, who
is standing a few feet away laughing hysterically*
Duo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*RUNS, trampling the scientists, and plowing Siduri over*
*Later, after Duo has been talked out of Wing-Zero....*
-
Milliardo: All right. As I'm sure you are well
aware of, we are preparing to fight a defensive war against Venus and it's
respective colonies.
Class: No, not really.
Milliardo: *falls over*
Director: CUT!
-
Milliardo: As you have seen, war can result in
the deaths of people. Some of them your peers, as you have undoubtedly
learned from Venus' attack a few days ago.War is like an art. Different
people have different views on it and therefore think of it differently
and treat it differently. An ideal war would be a series of duels in which
people would accept it when they are defeated, rather than resorting to
dirty tactics- *SPLAT* - such as that.
Trowa: *falls out of a desk, laughing hysterically*
*SPLAT!*
Sidra: *sits back down after mashing a pie in
Trowa's face.*
Trowa: (/_o;
Meiran: How'd he get his hair back, anyways?
Trowa: Sore wa himitsu desu. (/_^ *wipes the
pie off his face.*
Director: AAAAAAAUGH! DAMN YOU!!
-
Milliardo: Basically.... Venus sucks.
Class: YEAH!!!!!
Nimeesha: Well, that certainly gets right to
the basics of it all.
*SPLAT!*
Relena: ^-^
Nimeesha: I thought pies were Trowa's thing.
*wipes the pie from her face*
Trowa: Biter. Those are my pies! (/_;
Director: Cut!!!! ><: LAST TIME IT WAS PIZZA,
NOW'S IT PIES!?!
*SPLAT!*
Director: *pulls the pizza off his face.*
Wufei: ^_^ Now it's both.
Sally: Hey! That means there's only one slice
of pizza left!
Duo: IT WAS MY PIZZA! ><;
Professor G: This slice? It's good pizza. *eats
it*
Duo: *shouts "no", as if he had just watched
Deathscythe get destroyed.*
*Later, when Duo is talked out hacking the nuclear
missile launch system...*
-
Student: Why can't they just do it peacefully,
sir?
Milliardo: Because they SUCK!
Class: YEAH!
Nimeesha: You swallow. ¬.¬
-
Milliardo: *looks at Meiran* And you are?
Meiran: Wufei with a sex change >=P
Siduri: SEE!!?!? I TOLD YOU!?!
Wufei: *points gun at Meiran* Omae o kor- *SPLAT!*
Meiran: *hands Trowa back the pie pan* Thanks,
Uncle Trowa.
Trowa: (/-^
Heero: Trowa smiling like that is disturbing.
Everyone else: *nods*
Director: CUT! TAKE 2! ACTION!
Milliardo: *looking at Meiran* And you are?
Meiran: Meiran Chang. Your lecture was
a complete waste of time, Uncle Milliardo.
Milliardo: Gee, thanks a lot. And I worked so hard on it.
One: OH!? SINCE WHEN DID YOU START WRITING THE
SCRIPTS!?!? >8F
Firefury: WE WORKED SO HARD ON IT, MR LIGHTNING
COUNT!!!! *SPLAT!*
Trowa: *giggles*
Heero: Trowa giggling like that is disturbing.
Everyone else: *nods*
-
Milliardo: So he sent his daughter?
Meiran: Yep, FedEx.
Everyone else: *falls over*
-
Sidra/Roku: *sits down*
Duo: *walks over and sits down, also wearing
a Zechs mask* Hey! How ya doin'?
Sidra: ...
Siduri: STOP WITH THE !*@&#@()$&*@ "..."!!!!!!!!
Noin: *whacks Siduri for his language*
Director: Cut...... Take 2! Action!
Sidra/Roku: *sits down*
Duo: *walks by, walks back a step, stops, and
looks at Sidra* IT'S ZECHS WITH BOOBS!
Milliardo and Noin: *fall over*
Siduri: *falls over*
Director: *falls over* CUT! >_<;
-
Tiffany: You want me to put WHAT on Heavyarms?
Trowa: Majora's Mask.
Tiffany: You've been playing too much Zelda, haven't you, Trowa?
Trowa: *nods* (/_^ So can you put it on?
*SPLAT*
Trowa: (/_o; *wipes pie from his face.*
Tiffany: *walks off* Idiot clown.
Director: Cut! Take 2! ACTION!
Tiffany: You want me to put WHAT on Heavyarms?
Trowa: A Chichiri mask.
Jeanie: DA! ^-^
Chichiri: Da? ^_^
*SPLAT!*
Director: *puts the pie pan down*
Chichiri: Ano... What was that for, no da? *wipes
pie from face*
Director: Get back in that book world. Go away.
Now.
Chichiri: Hai, no da! *vanishes into his kasa*
Director: Take 3! ACTION!
Tiffany: You want me to put WHAT on Heavyarms-
*SPLAT!*
*A giant pie is smashed into Heavyarms' face.*
Other PMS members: *exchange high fives*
Trowa: INJUSTICE!!!
Wufei: Biter! That's my line!
Kiandra: WUFFIE! *glomp!*
Wufei: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!
*runs*
*Later, when Wufei is talked into putting the
sword down...*
-
Tiffany: I can't work with you if you don't communicate
with me. Speak! Is there any practical reason for putting a freaky looking
half clown mask on a giant machine??
Trowa: Yes.
Tiffany: Oh this I have to hear. ¬.¬
Trowa: ...
Tiffany: I'm waiting.
Trowa: ... I lied. Sorry.
Director: *thud* CUT!
-
Noin: What happened to you, Duo?
Duo: YOUR DAUGHTER WITH A CUP OF HOT TEA HAPPENED
TO ME, WOMAN!
Wufei: ...
Siduri: *whacks Wufei* Stop that!
Director: Cut....
-
Trowa: *walking out of his trailer to go home*
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!*
*SPLOT!*
*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
SPLAT!*
Trowa: *covered in pie and one piece of pizza*
(/_O;
All: *laugh at Trowa*
Duo: *looks at his car* HEY! WHO WROTE "WASH
ME" ON THE BACK WINDOW!?!
Professor G: *whistles innocently*
Duo: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!
Heero: Somebody wrote "Do not wash, undergoing
scientific dirt test" on mine? ¬.¬
Doctor J: *snickers*
Wufei: WHO THE HELL PAINTED MY CAR PINK!?!?!?!
Kiandra and Momoko: *whistle innocently and exchange
high fives.*