Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other
Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOGO!?!!?
One: STOP COMPLAINING! WE GOT THE BAR WORKING!
Narrator: I AM NOT A CROOK!
Director: That's nice... CARE TO READ THE SCRIPT!?!
Firefury: *falls over*
Siduri: *pounds on the door* Roku! Open up!
Director: NOT THIS AGAIN! CUT!! ..... TAKE TWO! ACTION!
Siduri: *pounds on the door* Roku! Open up! Now! It's important!
Sidra: Roku isn't in right now. Would you like to talk to Sidra? ^-^
Siduri: Have you being hanging out with Lady Une? -.-
Lady Une: *puts on glasses*
Lady Une: *smites Siduri with a Zechs mask!*
Lady Une: *takes her glasses off* ^-^
Siduri: Ow.... Roku.... Need a spare mask?
Siduri: It's about Mom and Dad.
Sidra: I KNEW IT! THEY'RE HAVING ANOTHER KID!
Siduri: *boggles* O.o;
Narrator: I have seen them back- *gets hit by a Zechs mask* OW!!!
Noin: YOU WERE SPYING ON US!?!
*Everyone looks at Noin and Milliardo.*
Director: .... *coughs* Cut.
Siduri: They were 'teaching you a lesson'! You got transferred here because they discovered you! They've been pretending to not recognize you the whole time! I over heard Mom telling Uncle Duo. I wanted to storm in and... and... I don't know! ..... WHAT IS MY INSPIRATION HERE??? ^^;
Sidra: You wanna march into Dad's office and beat the stuffing out of him.
Siduri: Oh yeah! Thanks! ^-^
Director: Take 2... Action.
Siduri: They were 'teaching you a lesson'! You got transferred here because they discovered you! They've been pretending to not recognize you the whole time! I over heard Mom telling Uncle Duo. I wanted to storm in and... and... I don't know! Do something VIOLENT! But I decided to come tell you first... those @$$holes...*punches a hole in the wall* Oops....
Director: CUT! Not so hard, Siduri!.
Milliardo: o_o; And I'm next on the list.
Siduri: Heheheh... *chuckles evilly.*
Director: TAKE 3! ACTION!
Siduri: But I decided to come tell you first... those @$$holes... *punches the wall and the entire set comes crashing down.* THAT IS NOT MY FAULT!!
Milliardo: o_o;; eep.
Noin: *pats Milliardo on the back* There there. It'll work out juuuuuust fine.
Director: CUT! STAGE CREW!! ON THE DOUBLE! FIX IT!
Sidra: *bursts into the hangar and throws her mask at Noin*
Noin: O_o; *ducks*
*the mask flies through the air and crashes into the Tallgeese, which falls over into the Typhoon.... etc etc etc etc until the entire set is in shambles.*
Gundam pilots: *stare*
Duo: *squeaks* Deathscythe!
Sidra: Um.... oops?
Milliardo: TALLGEESE!!!! SIDRA! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!!!
Director: Cut... STAGE CREW! PROPS! OUT HERE! NOW!
Noin: R-Roku? What're you doing here?
Sidra: SORE WA HIMITSU DESU! ^_^
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-*BOOOM!* O_O;
Noin: *puts the detonator away* ^-^
Sidra: You LIED to me!
Noin: It was more like... Creative truth telling! ^^;
Lina: *nods* She's learned well.
Xellos: Indeed. They learn very fast on this set.
Director: *points a gun at the two* Omae o korosu.
Zelgadis: Fireball. *BOOM!*
Director: *coughs up smoke* What are you guys doing here?
Lina: Lunch break. *looks in the fridge* OOOH! PIZZA! *eats the whole pizza*
Meiran: ... B*tch. FLAT CHESTED B*TCH! THAT WAS MY PIZZA!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A LAST SLICE TO FIGHT OVER!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE! BAKA ONNA!!!
Lina: *looks at Meiran* What did you call me? *twitch*
Director: You three can settle it all AFTER the episode is done!
Meiran: FINE WITH ME >=F
Lina: ALL RIGHT! >=F
Wufei: Fine... I'm gonna test your integrity, onna.
Lina: *razzes Wufei*
Sidra: I can't even trust my own PARENTS! I hope you're happy! BY THE WAY. I'm stealing the Tallgeese tonight! *marches out, and slams the hangar door.*
Noin: Um.... Cut? *looks at the director*
Director: *nods* Cut.
Milliardo: YOU ARE NOT STEALING THE TALLGEESE, DAMNIT!
Siduri: DAD! We need to 'talk'. NOW. *closes door* YOU BASTARD!
Milliardo: SAME TO YOU!
Siduri: O.o; That's not yer line...
Milliardo: I KNOW!
Siduri: Somebody's in a bad mood- OW! *gets clobbered by a Zechs mask.*
Milliardo: *retrives the mask and puts it back in his desk drawer.*
Noin: He's just upset that his suit gets stolen in this episode.
Milliardo: Excuse me!?
Siduri: DON'T DO THAT "..." CRAP! ><;
Siduri: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! *flees the set*
*Later, after Siduri has been talked off the unstable parking structure...*
Director: Take two... action!!
Siduri: YOU. BASTARD. Do I need to define it, Dad!?! HOW COULD YOU!?
Milliardo: How could I what?
Siduri: I don't know... You didn't read the script either?
Milliardo: I only read the part about the Tallgeese getting stolen.
*everyone else falls over*
Milliardo: Are you finished?
Siduri: Not quite. *punches Milliardo... a little too low.*
Milliardo: *SQUEAK!* *keels over* ><;;; ow...
Siduri: Accident! I swear it was an accident, Mom!!
Noin: *knees Siduri... there.*
Siduri: *SQUEAK!* *keels over* M-mom... ><;
All men on the set: *cringe*
Director: Medic!! >_o;
Milliardo: We thought-
Siduri: YOU CAN THINK!?!? Oh my god! You must have given yourself a brain injury! Seriously! Blondes shouldn't try and think. They only end up hurting themselves- OW!!! *gets hit in the head by four Zechs masks*
Sidra: *dusts her hands off*
Quatre: *goes back to reading the paper off stage*
Milliardo: *shuts the desk drawer.*
Jenna: *goes back to watching Gundam Wing.* *,*
Duo: I'd say blondes only end up hurting YOU, Siduri.
Milliardo: That's enough from you, young man!
Siduri: WHEN I'M FINISHED I'LL SHUT UP! *long pauses* uh.... um..... sh*t.... I dunno my line.
Director: AUGH! READ THE SCRIPT NEXT TIME!
Everyone else: *THUD!*
Siduri: GOOD! AND DO YOU KNOW WHO'S FAULT THIS ALL IS!?
Milliardo: No. I didn't read that part of the script.
Siduri: *face plants! THUD!*
Everyone else: *falls over*
Siduri: Part of this is your fault too!
Duo: ME!?! Excuse me for not knowing what was going on!
Siduri: NO! I WILL NOT EXCUSE YOU FOR BEING A IDIOT!
Duo: What!?!? HEY! *throws a Zechs mask at Siduri.*
Siduri: OW!!!! JERK! ><; You probably don't know what's going on because you didn't read the script either!
Duo: OH YEAH!? Unlike SOME people *glares at Siduri and Milliardo* I read my script thoroughly! SO THERE! *razz!*
Meiran: Ah. So you are Sidra.
Sidra: Actually, I'm Zechs with boobs. ^-^
Meiran: Ah. I'm Wufei with a sex change. Nice to meet you. ^-^
Milliardo: *falls over*
Noin: *falls over*
Wufei: BAKA ONNAS! *falls over*
Sally: Well... They both get their looks from their dads... *falls over*
Everyone else: *sweatdrops*
Director: Cut... baka onnas... OW! *gets hit by a Zechs mask*
Wufei: DON'T STEAL MY INSULTS!
Meiran: Parents can be so stupid sometimes, huh?
Sidra: Duh! They're parents! Of course they're stupid! It's, like, a requirement for a parent to be stupid!
The parents: HEY!!! *throw Zechs masks at the two*
Meiran and Sidra: *duck*
*the masks slam into the wall of the set and the whole thing crashes down.*
Meiran and Sidra: NOT OUR FAULT!!!
Meiran: This proves it though. Parents are stupid.
Sidra: Yeah... They just knocked the set down.
The parents: D'oh! *fall over*
Director: Cut! Stage crew.... *sighs*
Meiran: You wanna get back at them?
Sidra: HELL YEAH!!!! >8D
Director: O.o; Cut.... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Meiran: You wanna get back at them?
Sidra: It'd be nice....
Meiran: Let's spray paint the Tallgeese PINK!
Momoko and Kiandra: *zoom off, then return moments later* All done! ^_^
Milliardo: WHAT!?!? *rushes off and can be heard screaming moments later* MY PRECIOUS TALLGEESE!!!! INJUSTICE!!! WUFEI! I NEED YOUR SWORD! OW!!! *gets hit by a Zechs mask*
Wufei: The only other baka who can shout injustice is Meiran!
Meiran: So does that mean you're a baka too?
Siduri: AAAAAAAAAUGHHHH! THE DOTS! ><;
Siduri: So you know now too?
Meiran: No! Really!
Director: Cut.... stick to the script. TAKE 2!! ACTION!
Siduri: So you know now too?
Meiran: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^-^
Director: *screams in horror*
Xellos: ||^_^|| She learned so well... I'm so proud! I can't wait to start teaching her magic.
Lina: EH!? XELLOS! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?!
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu! ||^_^||
Noin: What happened to you?
Milliardo: YOUR SON ><;
Noin: "MY SON"!?!?! LISTEN HERE, BUSTER... *pokes Milliardo in the chest for emphasis* I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO PARTICIPATED THAT NIGHT! >=F
Everyone else: *STARES*
Noin: SO DON'T GO BLAMING THIS ALL ON ME!! OR I'LL MAKE IT SO IT NEVER WORKS AGAIN! >=F
All men on the set: *cross their legs and cover their crotches protectivly* o_o;;
Milliardo: o_o;; Yes dear.
Heero: *to Duo* Man, she's on the war path.
Duo: >_o; *nods*
Wufei: Crazy onna... maybe she isn't quite as weak as I thought. >_o;
Noin: WHAT WAS THAT!?!
Wufei: NOTHING! ><;
Quatre: *to Trowa* Maybe it's her time of the month-
Trowa: (/_O; Way to go. She's coming this way.
*The G-boys scatter screaming*
Noin: Maybe this whole idea was a stupid thing...
Milliardo: I TOLD YOU SO!
Noin: *glares at Milliardo* A-weenie-whack. *makes a chopping motion with her hands*
Milliardo: *shuts up real quick*
Noin: *raises an eyebrow* So he hit you?
Milliardo: Nah, not at all! What gave you THAT idea?
Siduri: *cries about the "..." thing* ;-;
Heero: *peers out from the rest room he'd locked himself in* Is it safe to come out yet?
Heero: Eep! *hides* IT WAS QUATRE WHO SAID IT, NOT ME! ><;
Noin: And when I find him, he'll be sorry!!!
Quatre: *hiding up in the rafters* o_o;
Noin: I'll get you all >=F YOU CAN KISS THE REST OF YOUR BRAID GOOD BYE, DUO!
Duo: *hiding in the props closet* I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! I JUST NODDED!! *flees to a new hiding spot, into the rest rooms*
Heero: *points gun* OMAE O KOROSU! MY HIDING AREA!
Duo: Strength in numbers, right, man?? If she finds us, we'll have a better chance of surviving!!
Heero: Good point. You can stay.
Director: *AHEM!* CUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Milliardo: What does it say?
Noin: 'I'm stealing the Tallgeese. Love, Sidra.'
Noin: *sweatdrops and checks to see if any of the G-boys are hiding in the room* .... Hmm... *looks under the bed*
Trowa: (/_O; I didn't say anything!
Noin: Hellooo..... >8F
Trowa: EEEEK! *turns SD, flails his arms, and flees in a panic to the men's rest room*
Heero and Duo: *point guns* Omae o korosu.
Duo: Oh... It's Trowa... GET IN HERE QUICK!
Heero: *hands Trowa a semi-automatic* We're going to wait her out.
Noin: Damn... He got away.
Milliardo: *looks afraid*
Meiran: Which suit?
Siduri: I dunno... Didn't you read the script.
Meiran: Yes, baka. I did. UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR FATHER.
Director: Cut.... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Meiran: Which suit?
Sidra: I forget.
Meiran: *falls over*
Siduri: SEE! DUMB BLOND!! *WHAM! Gets clobbered by four Zechs masks*
Milliardo: STOP WITH THE BLOND JOKES AND CRAP!
Noin: NOW YOU'VE GIVEN AWAY YOUR LOCATION, QUATRE! >8F
Quatre: Sh*t!! >< *runs*
Heero, Duo, and Trowa: *point guns at Quatre* Omae o korosu.
Trowa: Oh. It's Quatre. Close the door and get in here already.
Heero: *hands Quatre one of the PMS members rocket launchers*
Duo: F*ck... they need me for the scene... ;-; Good bye.... It was nice knowing you all...
Heero: Just go before you give away our location.
Duo: I'll be back... hopefully. ;-;
*Sidra climbs up into the Tallgeese, turns it on. The Tallgeese walks idly over to one of the other suits and pokes it curiously. CRASH CRASH CRASH! Cue domino effect that results in the total annihilation of the set.*
Director: CUT! ><;;;
Duo: Why'd the Tallgeese just take off!?
Milliardo: *sobs* BECAUSE SIDRA STOLE IT!!!!!!!
Noin: *waits patiently for the scene to be finished* >8)
Duo: I ain't needed anymore, so.... LATER! *flees back to the rest room before Noin can attack him.*
Director: Anyways... ACTION!
Meiran: Just turn around and go back to bed... She's already long gone, and I promised her I wouldn't let anybody try and go after her, so... Don't make me do something you'll regret. I'm a woman of my word after all.
Milliardo: Your parents are going to hear about this....
Wufei: I'm so proud of my little girl...
Noin: Hello Wufei...
Wufei: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *RUNS!!!!* LEAVE ME ALONE, WOMAN! *flees to the rest room.*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre: Omae o korosu.
Quatre: Oh... Hello Wufei. Did Noin find you, too?
Wufei: kowai baka onna.. o_o;
Heero: Get in. *hands Wufei a flame thrower.*
Sidra: I just flew in from Mars and boy are my arms tried!!!
Everyone who isn't hiding: *THUD!*
Claw: *smacks a bit on the drums*
One: Rimshot ^^;
Wufei: *sneaks out to the front of the studio building with Meiran.*
Lina: You're late.
Wufei: I had to avoid a PMSing onna!
Gourry: Oh... You've come to the wrong place then.... Lina's time of the month just started! That's why she brought me here!
Lina: *smacks Gourry* HEY! WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?!
Noin: Hello Wufei...
Wufei: O_O; AAAAAAHHHHHHH! KOWAI ONNA!!! *flees back to 'base camp'*
Meiran: RUN DADDY! RUN! ^^;; Aunt Noin...
Noin: I'll get him later.
Meiran: Ah.... um... ^^;
Lina: I'll get him later too...
Milliardo: *talking to the Narrator* The G-Boys are lucky... They don't have to go home with her tonight.
Narrator: I think she heard you.... She's coming this way.
Noin: I'LL GET YOU, ZECHS!!! *hurls a Zechs mask at Milliardo*
Milliardo: AAAAH! *flees to the restroom*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei: Omae o korosu!
Wufei: Oh, it's Milliardo... Welcome to the club. -.-;
Heero: *hands Milliardo a grenade launcher* We're planning on staying here over night rather then try and get to our cars to go home.
Wufei: Kowai onnas...
Duo: Man, she could take a Gundam on ><;
Xellos: *poofs in* Hello! ||^_^|| I took the liberty of mentioning to Lina and Noin that you were staying-
*Chaos resulting in Mazoku carnage and the total destruction of the rest room ensues and the boys flee, screaming, to another rest room, where they spend the night, wide awake, pointing obscene amounts of firepower at the door.*
Xellos: *coughs up smoke* If they'd had let me finish, I'd have told them I told the girls they were hiding in Milliardo's newly repaired SUV... ||^_^||