Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened

Director: WHAT IS UP WITH THE LOGO!!?!
Techie: We're having technical difficulties, sir!
Director: GET THAT THING FIXED, DAMNIT!

Narrator: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN! *points at Lady Une as she walks in wearing her glasses*
Lady Une: *glares and kicks the Narrator between the legs*
Narrator: *SQUEAKS!*
Director: *notes the glasses* It's going to be a long day...
Lady Une: What was that?
Director: Nothing, Colonel. ^^;;
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Quatre: SIDURI?
Siduri: *whispers* Mom is still looking for you, Uncle Quatre.
Quatre: O_O;
Noin: AHAH!
Quatre: AAAAAHHHHH! *flees back to 'base camp' aka, that rest room from the last reel.*
Siduri: We're never gonna get through this episode if Mom's around.... Um.... *notes the look on his mom's face.* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *flees to the 'base camp'*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Milliardo: Omae o korosu!
Milliardo: Oh... It's you... She's after you now too!?
Siduri: Yeah.... *closes the door.*
Heero: *hands Siduri an AK-47.*
Duo: Man, where does he keep those things!? SPANDEX SPACE?!
Heero: If the situation were different, I'd have hurt you, Duo.
Duo: Eh-hehheeh.....
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Duo: Hey! Quatre! Long time no see! *waves* Check out the engineers- *SQUEAKS*
Noin: *cackles*
Quatre: *gasp* Duo is down! *drags Duo back to base camp before Noin can get him too.*
Noin: Damn. *gives Stephanie back her wrench*
Stephanie: Um... *boggles, but wisely does not say anything else.*
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Duo: Apparently she had a duel with her old man and kicked his butt. Serves him right... cutting my
braid like that.... But I think Wufei will be here soon. Noin called Sally about Meiran's behavior.
Lady Une: Speaking of Wufei... Has anybody seen him...?
Duo: Um... He went to get the last slice of pizza...
Lady Une: Thank you... *storms off and a scream can be heard later*
Wufei: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ><; ANOTHER KOWAI ONNA!!!! *SQUEAK!*
Treize: Thank you, Lady Une. *takes the last slice of pizza*
Duo: I'm OUT OF HERE! *runs back to base camp*
Lady Une: That is my pizza, Treize.
Treize: *blinks* Um...?
Lady Une: Give it to me. Now.
Treize: I saw it first. *bites into the pizza*
Lady Une: >8F
Treize: *notes the look on Lady Une's face* It's that time of the month, isn't it, Lady Une?
Lady Une: OMAE O KOROSU! *pulls out a gun*
Treize: *drops the pizza and runs to 'base camp'*
Heero,  Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, and Siduri: Omae o korosu.
Siduri: Oh, hello... I thought you weren't coming back to the set because of Wufei...
Wufei: JUST GET IN AND CLOSE THE DAMNED DOOR ><;;;;;;;; *is still in pain.*
Treize: We have a common enemy... *closes the door*
Heero: *hands Treize some remote mines and a detonator*
Treize: Thank you.
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Lina: I say we just dragon slave the building!
Lady Une: You can't use magic, remember?
Noin: We'll get them some how...
Shino: *walks by with some lunch* Um... What are you guys talking about?
Noin: Have you seen your father?
Shino: Not since yesterday, Ma'am. ..; *is learning from every other males' mistake and going out of his way to not piss the women off.* If I knew, I'd tell you.
Noin: Damnit!
Shino: *excuses himself.* ..;
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Heero: We can rig explosives up tonight. That way they can't get anywhere near our base.
Duo: What if they camp out over night!? What if they have security cameras up everywhere else?
Trowa: ... We all should have worn cups yesterday.
*all nod in agreement.*
Treize: Who are our allies?
Siduri: Meiran seems to be on her dad's side... I'd assume anybody male is an ally too...
Heero: I wonder how long until Shino joins us?
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Shino: Hey Mom! How are you?
Relena: Fine. *sounds testy*
Shino: You've become one of them, haven't you o_o;
Relena: EXCUSE ME!? SHINO!
Shino: Um... nothing, Mom... really... honestly.
Relena: >=F
Shino: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MOM'S BECOME A KOWAI ONNAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *flees to base camp*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, and Treize: Omae o korosu.
Shino: MOM'S JOINED THEM!
Treize: Oh... Get in here, fast! Before they find you!
Heero: *hands Shino a silenced pistol*
Shino: *shuts the door behind him quickly.*
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Sally: HAS ANYBODY SEEN WUFEI!? WE NEED HIM FOR THIS SCENE!!!
Director: He's hiding out from kowai onnas, I think....
Sally: >=F
Director: Um... I was just quoting what I heard...
Lady Une, Relena, and Noin: >8F
Director: OOOOOOOOOH SH*T!!!!!!! *flees to base camp*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, Treize, and Shino: Omae o korosu.
Shino: Man, they're after you too!?
Director: *closes the door* I barely escaped...
Heero: *hands the director a rifle.*
Duo: -.-; Do we have an escape route?
Treize: There's the air ducts...
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Narrator: *gulps nervously* Um... Hi ladies...
Lady Une: I'm surprised you aren't hiding....
Narrator: Eh-heh......
Relena: I say we get him for that crack in the beginning.
Sally: It sounds good to me. >=)
Noin: *cracks her knuckles*
Narrator: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!  *screams of agony are heard through out the building*
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Quatre: What was that??
Director: ... They got the Narrator.
All: o_o;
Siduri: They wouldn't.... murder him... would they?
Shino: He's probably not going to be able to sleep with a woman ever again. If he ever had.
Duo: WHO'D WANT TO AFTER ALL THIS!? ><;
*nods of agreement*
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Howard: *runs by Noin and co being chased by the PMS, wielding various power tools* AAAAAHHHHHH! IS IT CONTAGIOUS OR SOMETHING!!! HELP!!!!!!!
Lina: LET'S GET HIM, GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: *finds the unconsious Narrator and drags him to base camp*
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, Treize, Shino, and the Director: Omae o korosu.
Director: ... The Narrator!
Howard: *closes the door* It's contagious, guys... The PMS is PMSing.
Heero: *hands Howard a couple of grenades*
Trowa: *stares at the Narrator* (/_o The horror.
Wufei: *nods*
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Tiffany: We'll divide and search. They have to be hiding in the building somewhere. Probably the men's rest rooms because we can't go there.
Stephanie: So how do you propose we get to them?
Lady Une: We wait them out. >=F
Noin: Then... when they come out...
Relena: We attack.
Stage Crew: Um.... Can't we just get the scenes done and then you maim them?
Lady Une: No.... We have to elimate them first.
Stage Crew: *gulp* Ah... boy... Well... we're going since the director isn't around.... *zooom!*
*the rest of the work force for ANE leaves, except the producers.*
Firefury: Should we join the masses?
One: WE HAVE A EPISODE TO GET DONE! WE JOIN THE MASSES AND FIND WHERE THEY ARE HIDING! >8F
Firefury: Eh..... Okie... Have fun.... I'll try and round up the crew again. *leaves before any carnage ensues.*
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Lina: XELLOS!!!!! YOU LIED ABOUT THE SUV!!!
Xellos: Now now, Lina-chan. It was creative truth telling. ||^_^||
Lina: DIIIIE! *lunges at Xellos*
Hilde: ??? *watches the other girls attack Xellos* Has anybody seen Duo? ^^;
Sally: They're hiding from 'kowai onnas'
Hilde: .... Can I join you guys? ¬.¬
Xellos: I think I'll make my exit now! *poofs to base camp*
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Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, Treize, Shino, the Director, Howard, and the Narrator: Omae o korosu.
Xellos: Please don't shot. I am in the same boat as you are in now.
Heero: *goes to hand Xellos some weapons.*
Xellos: No need. I can use magic. ||^_^|| Unlike Lina-chan right now.
Howard: How's the escape route going? Our only hope is to get to our cars.
Trowa: We haven't found anything in the air ducts so far. We have to be careful because they can hear us if we're too loud in the ducts.
Xellos: About the cars.... Milliardo... Your SUV is.... totalled. ||^_^|| I told them that was where you all were staying yesterday.
Milliardo: *slumps dejectedly* Not again.
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Char: *enjoying some pizza in the lounge, unaware of the roaming hazards*
Noin: *walks in* YOU.
Char: Yes. Me. Have you seen that Zechs guy?
Noin: PUT THE PIZZA DOWN. I HAVE DIBS ON HURTING HIM.
Char: *looks at the half eaten slice of pizza* Um... I'm already half way done... Why do YOU want to hurt him?
Noin: NONE OF YER DAMNED BUSINESS!!!!
Char: *starts to realize something is very wrong here* Um... okay.... *slowly puts the pizza down* ... Are you... feeling.... alright?
All PMSing females: YES!! >8F
Meiran: *sweatdrops*
Sidra: *sweatdrops*
Ariana: Meiran! Sidra! Wanna go see a movie?
Meiran: *shrugs* Nothing's getting filmed today anyways. What movie?
Ariana: Hrm...
Char: *proudly* There's a theater downtown showing Char's Counterattack!
Sidra: *glare of death* WHY would I wanna watch YOU?
Meiran: *whispers to Ariana* Let's go. Quickly.
Sidra: *throws a Zechs mask at Char*
Char: *flees to the base camp*
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Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, Treize, Shino, the Director, Howard, the Narrator, and Xellos: Omae o korosu.
Char: Don't shoot! Don't shoot! They're after me now too! Your daughter, Zechs!
Milliardo: Sh*t! Sidra's joined them.
Heero: *hands Char a BB gun. He doesn't like Char, so Char doesn't get any good weapons.*
Char: Thanks a lot. -.-;
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Sally: Are ALL the men in hiding!?
Amuro: Huh? What's going on? Char said he was going to be here to fight with Zechs so I thought I'd come watch....
Lina: Have you seen any men running in terror? >=F
Amuro: No....
Gourry: It's everybody's that time of the month-
One: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!? SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: AAAAH! *runs and flees to the base camp*
Amuro: Um... What was that about? o_o;
Zelgadis: Lina and the others are taking out their raging hormones on the males prese-
*all female eyes turn to Zelgadis*
Amuro: I see.... Um... They're all coming this way.
Zelgadis: *runs, dragging Amuro with him* <(((/_O))>
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Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, Siduri, Treize, Shino, the Director, Howard, the Narrator, Xellos, and Char: Omae o korosu.
Gourry: They're after uuuuus! ;-;
Amuro: I didn't even say anything! ><;
Zelgadis: They're looking for blood. Ours.
Heero: *hands Amuro a magnum*
Gourry: I have my sword.
Zelgadis: *nods*
Duo: Man, did you guys find a way out yet!?
Quatre: We'll, we've gotten down to the ground level rest room. We may have to dig a tunnel from there. *climbs out of the air duct*
Heero: We should probably evacuate to there then. Are all the males present?
Director: *nods* All are accounted for. Narrator, how are you doing?
Narrator: I'll live. I don't know about my career in voice acting though... *sounds squeaky still*
Director: I'll call a stop on production for a week once we escape. Give them all time to get over it.
Duo: Okay... Let's uproot these toilets and barricade the door!
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Heero: Can we make a break for the parking lot from here?
Trowa: No good. The parking lot is on the other side of the building.
Amuro: I knew I shouldn't have come today.
Char: I'm wishing I hadn't.
Siduri: So now what!? We tunnel!?
Zelgadis: I could Raywing us over.
Xellos: How true! Then we'd be right in the open! But the spell would protect those in need of it... Hmm ||^_^||
Zelgadis: <(((/_¬))> How can you be smiling still, Xellos?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Director: *is about to scream, but Shino clamps a hand over his mouth*
Shino: Ssssh! You'll give away our postion!
Director: *nods* ... sorry.
Siduri: *grumbles about "..."*
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Hilde: Man, they have to come out some time. Duo will need feeding soon. =P
Lina: *through a mouthfull* Well I'm not gonna leave a scrap for them! >=F
Sally: They're probably planning to get to the cars.
One: Let's stake out the parking structure.
Lady Une: *nods*
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Heero: I think I should tell you all something.
Duo: You aren't confessing to something are you!? DON'T GIVE UP HOPE HEERO!!!
Trowa: We'll escape somehow!
Heero: No. It's not that, idiot. My pick up is parked on the street behind the studio.
Shino: Mom knows that though...
Heero: Hopefully she won't think of it. You can all pile into the back and we'll make a break for it.
Zelgadis: *nods* Good idea.
Wufei: Those of us in the back will have to provide cover fire... But we don't want to hurt those onnas, do we?
Siduri: It'd be a bad idea.... Got any smoke bombs, Uncle Heero?
Heero: *nods and hands everybody some*
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Relena: OH! I just remembered something!
Catherine: *Recently joined the PMSing club* What?
Relena: Heero and I parked out on the street yesterday.
Lady Une: They're probably too panicked to think of that.
Noin: We ought to post somebody there though.
Sidra: Good idea. I'll go.
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Sidra: HEY!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!!! *hurls a Zechs mask, a pie, and pizza slice*
Char: Sh*t! RUN GUYS! *throws his smoke bomb*
Sidra: *coughs* I FOUND THEM! I FOUND THEM! THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE TRUCK!!!
Heero: HURRY! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!!! *dives into the cab, followed by Shino on the other side*
Lady Une: Come on! Before they get away! *pulls out a pistol*
Noin: YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY!!!
Milliardo: *throws his smoke bomb and piles into the back of the truck with the others and gets his launcher ready*
Relena: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Heero: *revs the engine and as soon as everyone is in, speeds away.*
Director: FILMING IS CANCELLED FOR AT LEAST A WEEK!!!
Duo: GET US OUT OF HERE HEERO!!!
One: Grrr! *steps into character and fires her arm cannon after the truck, but misses* KUSO!
Xellos: Ta-ta! *vanishes*
Zelgadis: Raywing! *grabs Gourry and flies the hell out of there*
Gourry: Don't drop me! Please dont' drop me! ;-;
Amuro: *tosses his smoke bomb, as do the others who haven't already* I'm staying in the U.C. Timeline from now on!
Char: Wise words... But I still want a rematch with the wanna be...
Milliardo: Not now, Char. Dear god don't start that crap again now.
One: SEE IF I GIVE YOU YOUR PAY CHECKS NOW!!!!! >=F
Noin: Then you'd get in trouble with the police-
One: Hah! I'm an author. Such things don't apply to me. Especially if I go MAVERICK! MWAHAHH! Er.... *steps out of character* Sorry... ^^;
Meiran: Are you all quite finished now?
Everyone else: NO!
Ariana: Meiran.... Let's get out of here!!
Meiran: Good idea! *flees with Ariana to her bike and gets the hell out of there
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Outtakes will be shown later. Have a nice day. :-)