Outtakes, Mistakes, and Other Things That Should Not Have Happened
Director: *sighs* I'm not even going to comment.
Firefury: Good. The girls are over their PMS by now, but I haven't started yet. *evil grin*
One: Where's the Narrator? *blinks*
Firefury: A) In the hospital getting his thing treated, after his brush with PMS and B) He already did the narration for this episode.
Duo: That poor man.... *shakes his head*
Wufei: The girl is dead. *packing* She took the last slice of pizza this morning.
Duo: *off stage* OH WOULD YOU JUST GET OVER THE DAMNED PIZZA, WUFEI!?!?
Wufei: ONLY IF YOU GET OVER YOUR HAIR CUT!!!
Director: CUT!! ><;
Sally: Anyways, they said Siduri would pick you up and that you wouldn't be able to miss his car. It's bright green with a yellow smiley face painted on the hood. They also said you'd be able to HEAR it playing 'music' from as much as fifty feet away. He also helped Sidra steal the Tallgeese. And no, you may not kill him. Or Meiran.
Siduri: *walks by off stage with another fabled last slice of pizza*
Wufei: May I at least maim Siduri?
Siduri: O.o; er... *eyes the pizza, eyes Wufei, then runs away*
Wufei: OMAE O KOROSU, SIDURI-BAKA! WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I BUY PIZZA I NEVER GET THE LAST SLICE!?!?!? COME BACK HERE!!!!!!! *chases after Siduri with his sword*
Siduri: AAAAAAACK!!!! O_o;;; I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!!! *flees*
Director: *sweatdrops* He has a pizza complex, doesn't he?
Sidra: *wakes up* Oooooh... Where.... where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? Where is this? I don't remember.
Ariana: *whacks Sidra* YOU AREN'T UNCLE TROWA OR UNCLE WUFEI, BLONDIE!
Sidra: *whack* You've been swapping blond jokes with Siduri, haven't you!?
Ariana: Eh? Where do you think he gets his material from? He's not THAT clever.
Quatre, Milliardo, Sidra, and Jenna: *LOOOOOOOK at Ariana*
Ariana: Eeeh... I mean he tells me all this stuff! He's a terrible influence!
Quatre, Milliardo, Sidra, and Jenna: *LOOOOOOOK at Siduri*
Siduri: I DO NOT, LIAR!
Director: CUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE YOU START BEING VIOLENT!
*Ariana and Siduri get into a brawl*
Heero: What are you doing with the Tallgeese?
Sidra: In the words of Meiran-
Sidra: SORE WA HIMITSU DESU! ^_^
Director: AAAAHHHHHH! *detonates Sidra's bed*
Sidra: *coughs up smoke* No faaaair
Siduri: Hey! Only I can blow my sister up!
Sidra: Excuse me? *death glare*
Siduri: As the OLDER TWIN, I have sole rights to picking on you in any way, shape, or form.
Ariana: *tackles Siduri* YAAAA!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T OVER YET!!!!
Quatre, Milliardo, Sidra, and Jenna: *LOOOOOOOK at Siduri and Ariana*
Ariana: ...! Ha-hah! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! .......!!!!!!
One: How do you shout "...."???
Firefury: Good question. .......!!!!!!! Hmm... I dunno. The wonders of text.
Siduri: ;-; *curls up the floor in the fetal position* You're all so mean ;-;
Director: *sweatdrops* CUT!
Lady Une: Commence operations! *in full Colonel Une attire!*
Lady Une: *continuing* WE WILL KEEP WUFEI FROM THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!
Kiandra: I'LL KEEP HIM AWAY! *glomps Wufei*
Wufei: O_O; AAAH!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!! *turns SD and flails*
Sally: *mallets Kiandra* Get your groping hands OFF my hubby!!
Lady Une: *continuing on still* WE WILL SECURE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA FOR TREIZE-SAMA!!!!
Duo: I thought he wasn't going to visit anymore...
Kiandra: O_o; DOOR! *runs away*
Meiran: *snatches the last slice of pizza before Treize can get to it* That's MINE.
*A mobile suit stomps down right behind Meiran*
Meiran: Eeh... *turns around and looks up*
Lady Une: *on the Leo's loud speaker* Hand over the pizza!
Meiran: Eeeeeh..... *carefully puts the pizza down (on the floor) and backs away slowly.*
Meiran: ... ¬.¬ I'll get you for this.
Treize: Damn... it's been more than 5 seconds. *looks down at the lonely slice of pizza forlornly* Injustice.
Wufei: *smites Treize with a squeaky mallet* THAT IS MY LINE!
Firefury: *tosses Treize a squeaky mallet* ^-^
*you can probably guess what happens next*
Wufei and Treize: I CHALLENGE YOU!!! *pose, pointing squeaky mallets at each other*
Director: Anyways... next scene.
*Wufei and Treize start dueling all over the with squeaky mallets*
Lady Une: GO TREIZE-SAMA!
Meiran: ¬.¬ *glares at Lady Une's Leo* ... GO DAD!!!!!
Everyone Else: *starts betting on who will win*
Pilot: What are those? THAT'S A MOBILE SUIT! IT'S A GUNDAM!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Director: ... You're that Leo pilot from Gundam Wing, aren't you?
Pilot: *nods* Old habits die really hard.
Pilot: Eh? *turns around, looks up*
Duo: *cackles over Deathscythe Hell's loudspeaker* SHINIGAMI HAS COME FOR YOU NOW!!! I missed you last time, but I won't miss again. ^-^ Have a nice day.
Pilot: THAT'S A MOBILE SUIT! IT'S A GUNDAM! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *flees the set*
Director: --; Cut... DUO! STOP SCARING THE EXTRAS!!!!
Duo: Not all of them are scared of me... I am an idol! I have the biggest fan following out of all of us Gundam pilots! I am COOL. It must be the braid.
Female Extras: *worship Duo*
Firefury: *worships Duo*
Nuriko: *walks on set* Hellooooo! ^-^
Female Extras: *stop worshipping Duo and start worshipping Nuriko*
Duo: HEY! HEY! TRAITORS!
Firefury: *continues worshipping Duo, eyes starry* DUO-KINZ!!! *-*
Duo: Aw, man...
Nuriko: Hm. Must be the braid.
Duo: That hurts ><;
Nimeesha: How's it going?
Kwannon: We're losing ;-x
Kwannon: *bawls in SD*
Director: Um.... cut ..; TAKE TWO! ACTION!
Nimeesha: How's it going?
Kwannon: SORE WA HIMITSU DESU, NO DA!!!
Jeanie: NO DA! ^-^
*Wufei and Treize pass by, still dueling*
Director: You've been hanging out with Xellos AND Chichiri? --;
Kwannon: Hai ^.x;;; Chichiri gave me one of those nifty smiling masks! *puts said mask on* ^_^
Nimeesha: ... *sweatdrops* And this is my Chief of Staff?
Siduri: FIEND!!!!! *squeaky mallets Nimeesha*
Ariana: BAKAYARO!!! STOP RUNNING AWAY, YOU COWARDLY MAN!!!!!!! *smites Siduri with a wrench*
Stephanie: *runs after Ariana, wielding a PMS rocket launcher* GIVE ME BACK MY WRENCH OF DOOM, YOU LITTLE TWERP!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Stephanie: ... *turns around* OMAE O KOROSU THIS! *points the rocket launcher at Heero and fires* *BOOM!*
Heero: *coughs up smoke* o.o; *falls over, unconsious*
Director: MEDIC!!!!!!!! ><;
Wufei: *turns Siduri's music down*
Siduri: Hey! I like that song!
Wufei: So do I, but it's in the script.
Sally and Meiran: O_o;;; EW!
Director: Cut.... TAKE 2! ACTION!
Wufei: *turns Siduri's music down*
Siduri: Hey! I like that song!
Wufei: That isn't even music.
Siduri: Maybe not to an old geezer like you!
Wufei: *smites Siduri repeatedly with the squeaky mallet*
Treize: *leaps into the car and starts fighting with Wufei with the squeaky mallet again, leaving Siduri stuck in the crossfire*
Siduri: Mission accepted. *clicks a button on the car dashboard*
*BOOOOOOOM!!!!!! The car explodes*
Director: Medic --;
Siduri: *coughs* I learned that... from uncle... Heero @_@;
Milliardo: *scowls at Heero*
Heero: *all bandaged up from the rocket attack earlier* What?
Milliardo: Just stay away from my son. You're a bad influence.
Heero: Tell your son to stay away from my daughter. He's a bad influence. Besides, it's not like I've taught him how to set his own broken bones yet.
Milliardo: O.o; YET!?
Hilde: *on a vid-comm screen* Duo! I've got a surprise for you!
Duo: Eh.... A surprise...?
Hilde: Yes. I'll have my attorney call yours.
Duo: O.o; EH!?! I THOUGHT YOU PREGNANT!?!
Duo: That's low, Hilde...
Hilde: YOU GET ME KNOCKED UP, RUN OFF TO FIGHT A WAR, AND THEN NOT WANT ME TO TELL YOU!!?!?
Duo: Exactly. =P *runs*
Hilde: *barrels out of the room she was filming in* DUO! COME BACK HERE!!!!!! *steals Wufei's sword* I'LL CUT OFF THE REST OF YOUR HAIR!!!
Duo: I'D RATHER BE CASTRATED!!!!
Hilde: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!!!
Duo: AAAAHHH!!! YOU STARTED THIS WITH THE DIVORCE JOKE!!!!!!!!! *locks himself up in Deathscythe Hell's cockpit*
Director: cut.... -_-;
*Ariana and Siduri brawl through the set*
Hilde: WHO ARE THOSE WOMEN, DUO!?! DUO!?!
Duo: My girlfriends!
Stephanie: REALLY!?! *glomps Duo*
Firefury: ME TOO! ME TOO! I'M THE AISAI!!!!! *glomps Duo*
Duo: AH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!
Hilde: *sweatdrops and shakes her head*
*Duo runs around trying to shake a SD Stephanie and an SD Firefury off*
Kiandra: Hi! *bounds up to Wufei* I'm in charge of working on Altron! I'm Kiandra! WUFFIE-KINZ!!!!!! *TACKLEPOUNCEHUGGLEGROPESGLOMPSKISSES WUFEI*
Sally: RRR!!!! *mallets Kiandra, who is unphased*
Wufei: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY THING, ONNA!!!!!! IMMORAL ONNA!!!!!!!!
Kiandra: DAMN RIGHT!!!!! *-*
Shannon: *grabs Kiandra by the pig tails and drags her off* Come on, you have to work on Altron, not Wufei. --;;
Duo: *runs by flailing with SD Stephanie and SD Firefury still clinging to him* HELP!!!!
Shannon: *snags Stephanie by the back of her t-shirt* You too.
Stephanie: I don't have to work on Altron! *pouts*
One: *grabs Firefury* Come on, co-producer. You have to work on the story.
Firefury: *whimpers* But I'm Duo no Aisai ;-;
One: *glares at Firefury*
*Quatre walks on the set*
Shannon: *drops Kiandra and Stephanie and glomps Quatre, turning SD* QUATRE!
Jeanie: QUATRE-KINZ, NO DA!!!!! *glomps Quatre, also turning SD*
One: Excuse me a moment... *drops Firefury and glomps Quatre, turning SD* *-*
Quatre: *turns SD and flails* AAAAH! FANGIRL ATTACK!! ><;
Kiandra and Stephanie: *sweatdrop at Shannon*
Firefury: *sweatdrops at One* Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Wufei: I heard you helped Sidra steal the Tallgeese...
Wufei: Just making sure.
Meiran: So you want to go after the pizza stealers?
Director: AHEM. CUT. --;
Wufei: Don't ignore me! I ought to send you home! Stealing! Are you out of your mind!?
Meiran: You should know. I learned from you.
Meiran: *snatches the squeaky mallets before the two can start dueling again* Moving right along.
Wufei: Are you even listening!?
Meiran: What? Were you talking, Daddy? ^-^
Siduri: *wails as he runs by with Ariana chasing him, wielding a spork.*
Ariana: STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!! *rant rant rant*
Director: CUT! Take 2! ACTION!
Wufei: Are you even listening!?
Meiran: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
Director: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *BOOM!*
Wufei: *puts the detonator to the director's chair away* Ahem. Cut.
Director: That's my line *coughs up smoke and falls over*
Wufei: *Heavy Vader breathing* Meiran, I am your father.
Meiran: *Mocking tone* NO! NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE, DAMNIT!
Director: *sighs* CUT! Take 2.... action!
Wufei: *Heavy Vader breathing again* Meiran, I am your father.
Meiran: *continuing with her normal lines* I wish you weren't. Get out.
Meiran: I hate you. For all I care you can just drop dead.
Wufei: *keels over* X_X
Meiran: O_O; SH*T! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! DADDY!?!?!
Wufei: *sits up and laughs at Meiran*
Wufei: *waves a hand in front of Meiran's face* Hey, it was a joke. Breathe, Meiran, it was a joke.
Meiran: *passes out*
*Later after filming, in the cafeteria, the guys have yet to come for lunch, and the girls are eating and chatting*
Nimeesha: Kwannon, would you take off the Chichiri mask already?
Kwannon: No, I like it ^_^
Noin: It's disturbing. --;
*a few thunks can be heard inside the studio*
Stephanie: I got to glomp Duo! *-*
Kiandra: I got to grope Wuffie! Well... no, it wasn't me, it was Jia, I swear! ^^;;
Jenna: *looking through later scripts* Man, when is Tiffany going to get a steamy scene with Trooooowa?? ^-^
Stephanie: That's MY way of taunting those two!
Tiffany: *face plants into the table* NEVER.
One: WE'D KINDA LIKE TO MAINTAIN OUR PG-13/R RATTING!
Sidra: There's sex scenes in PG-13s and Rs.
Firefury: THIS IS NOT A LEMON STORY! We don't want an NC-17 RATING!!!
Kiandra: The censors would kill it... *shakes her head*
Lady Une: Then why all the sex jokes? --;
Ariana: They're funny? ^^;
Relena: Ariana... Aren't you a little young to be thinking along those lines? --;
*the door opens and something large, sloped, and with a big nozzle on it is shoved in the door*
Jeanie: A-ano!!! THAT! THAT'S TYPHOON'S ACID CANNON!!! O.o;
*the girls jump up and start to panic, well, most of them anyways*
Meiran: *yawns* It's probably not loaded with acid, however, if he fires that in here...
Shino: *up in Typhoon's cockpit, being cheered on by the rest of the men, the Narrator now there too* THIS IS FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!!!! *pulls the trigger*
Girls: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! O_O
Meiran: *calmly gets under her table*
*outside the building, a passer by watches in confusion, as a large chunk of the studio building's second floor wall gets blown out, followed by a large geyser of water*
Ryoga: I'm glad I don't work for them. Now where's Viz Communications? *looks around, lost*
Lady Une: *coughs up water* That was low...
Firefury: *jabs the Finger of Accusation at the Typhoon and the men, and the other Finger of Accusation at the wall behind her* THAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAY CHECKS!!!!
Narrator: THAT WAS WORTH IT! =D
One: ..... *picks up her.... TASUKI PLUSHIE* You.... you........ YOU RUINED MY PLUSHIE!!!! *sobs* I SPENT 75 BUCKS ON THIS THING AND YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR PAY CHECKS NOW!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!! *hurls The Chair at Shino, who was just getting out of Typhoon*
Relena: Yoshino, you are hereby grounded for life.
Shino: It was worth it ^-^ - OW!!!! *The Chair connects with Shino's face* O.o;;;
Lady Une: *cleans off her glasses and puts them on* COMMENCE OPERATIONS!!!! *picks up the remains of some mashed potatoes, walks up to Treize, and politely mashes it into his smirking face*
*things went downhill from there.*