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Application for the position of Kaioushin
[] Mr. [] Mrs. [] Miss
[] Dr. [] Sir [] His/Her Majesty []
-sama
Name: (Last)________________(First)______________(Middle Initial)___
Alias(es): _______________________________
Age: _________
Gender: [] None [] Male
[] Female [] Other: ___________
Date of birth:__/__/__
Marital status: [] Single [] Married (Spouse's
name: ___________________)
[] Other: ____________________
Height: _______ Hair color: ______
Weight: ______ Eye color: ______
Address:____________________
City: _______________________ Zip: ________________
State: ______________________ Country: _____________
Planet: _____________________ Galaxy: ______________
Race/Species: (check one)
[] Human [] Namek []
Saiya-jin
[] Other (Please describe): _____________________________________
Position applying for:
[] East Kaioushin [] West Kaioushin
[] North Kaioushin
[] South Kaioushin [] Dai Kaioushin
[] Any currently available
(NOTE: One or more positions may presently be unavailable)
What religion do you follow? (Check one)
[] Christianity [] Judaism
[] Shinto
[] Buddhism [] Wicca
[] Roman/Greek Pagan
[] Egyptian Pagan [] None
[] Islam
[] Other (Please describe) _______________________________
Do you have any of the following? (Check all that apply)
[] Self-serving goals
[] Desire to destroy everything
[] Inability to look at the “big picture”
[] Heart problems
[] Illness that may impair reaction, nervous response, vision, or hearing
[] Extreme PMS or other mood altering complications
[] Obsessive compulsive disorders
[] Speech impediment
[] Craving for revenge
[] Inability to cope with stress
[] Delusions of grandeur
[] Habit of destroying planets for fun
[] Extreme greed
[] Multiple personality disorder
If checked, how many personalities? _______
Please describe each:
1) _____________________________
2) _____________________________
3) _____________________________
4) _____________________________
(NOTE: If more than four, please use the extra space on back of application.)
Level of education completed: ___________________
Level of training completed: _____________________
Family history: Has any one related to you attempted or succeeded at
the following? (Check all that apply)
[] Conquering the world/universe
[] Turning Super Saiya-jin
[] Traveling through time
[] Murdering a deity
[] Collecting dragonballs
[] Destroying the world/universe
[] Planting evil trees
[] Fusion of any variety
[] Saving the world/universe
[] Creating androids
[] Using psychic powers
[] Massacring entire races
[] Using dragonballs
[] Other: ____________________
Family medical history: Does anyone in your family have or suffer from
the following? (check all that apply)
[] Substance abuse
[] Depression
[] Cancer
[] Diabetes
[] Insanity
[] Glaucoma
[] Alcohol abuse
[] Heart problems
[] Brain damage
[] Extreme PMS
[] Anxeity disorders
[] Anemia
[] Turned to stone
[] Turned into a snack food
[] Other: ___________________________
What unusual abilities do you possess? (Check all that apply)
[] Telepathy
[] Ki manipulation
[] Mind reading
[] Transformations
[] Flight without wings
[] Power to heal
[] Magic
[] Pyrokinesis
[] Communication with the dead [] Ultra-acute senses
[] Can change bodies
[] Can see the future
[] Conjuring items
[] Magic spit
[] Teleportation
[] Manipulation of negative thoughts
[] Psychic powers
[] Other (Please describe): ____________
(NOTE: More space on back of application)
Do you take any mind-altering substances? [] Yes [] No
If yes, which ones? ________________________
How often? ________________________
Have you committed any felony in the past 1000 years? (Car theft, shoplifting,
large-scale genocide, etc?) [] Yes [] No
If yes, please describe: __________________________________________________
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Please describe any previous experience(s) that you feel qualifies you
for this position:
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Please list your previous employment(s) and referrals: ____________________________
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If accepted, what are your goals as a Kaioushin?________________________________
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What do you think being a Kaioushin means? __________________________________
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What duties do you think a Kaioushin is required to perform? _______________________
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Thank you for completing this form. We will contact you if you are accepted.
Remember, if accepted, the role of Kaioushin is a lifelong commitment full
of exciting perks!
All accepted applicants will be required to take a full
psychological evaluation, wear strange earrings and odd clothes. Earrings
and clothes will be provided, as well as a thorough instruction session
familiarizing applicants with the duties and powers of being a “God”. |