Reploid Productions Diplomatic Corps. Rapid Response System Form Letter- Iraqstan version (The checked off statements apply) __ Dear Carlos __ Führer Carlos __ Mr. Carlos __ The guy in charge of Iraqstan __ Hey, you! __ Carlos Quil'raya, Fücker of the Holy Empire of Iraqstan __ Hey, crazy d00d! Regarding our international relationship: Your aircraft: __ are in Shogunate airspace and about to be shot down __ are in Shogunate airspace and being monitored by my aircraft __ are not in Shogunate airspace, so everything's cool __ are heaps of flaming wreckage that will be returned to you shortly __ are sucky pieces of equipment that would never last against an Elite Victory! My aircraft: __ are in Shogunate airspace. __ are in Shogunate airspace watching your aircraft. __ are in Shogunate airspace blasting the bejeezus out of your aircraft. __ are heading for your airspace to rain fire and destruction upon your 'superior' capital. __ are heading for your airspace to bombard your capital with adorable Firefury plushies. __ are not doing much of anything involving you. __ are not doing anything. The giant flying space hamsters of DOOM are on their way to bury your capital in coconuts. The Um Lizaan refugees: __ are still being extracted from your territory. __ are unarmed and harmless to you. __ are armed and planning to invade you. __ are settling nicely into their new homes. __ are not settling nicely into their new homes. __ are calling for your gruesome demise. __ are collectively flipping the freeway salute in your general direction. __ don't give a care about you. __ are Shogunate citizens now, and are no longer any of your business. __ are flocking to join my military in the event of war breaking out between us. Your naval assets: __ are within the 30 mile perimeter and being watched closely. __ are not within the 30 mile perimeter but being watched closely anyway. __ are well away from the 30 mile perimeter and not worth watching. __ are within the 15 mile dead zone and being shot at. __ came within the 15 mile dead zone, were sunk, and are being searched through to return the dead to your country. __ are being laughed at by Shogunate naval assets. __ have odds of surviving that make the Titanic versus an iceberg look promising. Your space assets: __ are minding their own business, so that's cool. __ are going too close to Shogunate space assets and being monitored closely. __ are going too close to Shogunate space assets and being shot at. __ were shot down for going too close/firing upon Shogunate space assets. The wreckages will be returned to you shortly. __ are getting mooned by various ships of the Tengai fleet instead of watching the Shogunate from orbit. Please contact: __ myself directly. __ my people, through your people. __ a mutual ally to relay your message. __ the religious guidance counselor of your choice. __ the sexual-based distraction of your choice. __ anybody other than me or my people. I don't want to talk to you. You: (note: multiple statements may apply) __ are welcome to send an inspector to verify that the Um Lizaan refugees are harmless. __ are advised to butt out of Shogunate business. __ are welcome to come visit the refugees (sorry, no huge security force permitted), at your own risk. __ need to leave the Shogunate's new citizens alone. __ need to leave the Shogunate government alone. __ need to take a bath. You smell funny. __ can go to hell for all the Shogunate cares. __ are invited to visit the Dosei colony for tea and crumpets. __ are invited to Aquamarine to sample some of their famous cheese (ranked 701th in the entire world!) __ are not welcome. Anywhere. __ ~Queen Firefury Amahira, Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions __ Her Majesty Queen Firefury Amahira __ ~Queen Firefury Amahira, the Fires of Pegasii, the Wings of Chaos, Wingleader of the 337th Fighter Wing, "Queens of the Sky", ruler of the Immortal Shogunate and Affiliated Territories of Reploid Productions, serving in the name of the Goddess Shimeki eternal. __ Queenie __ ~The Fires of Pegasii __ ~Tsume Dragonis, Secretary of Foreign Affairs __ ~Tiffany Celta, Secretary of Defense __ ~Storm Skypeace, Diplomatic Corps lackey __ ~Governess Rel-Kitani Mithys of the Dosei Colony (because Her Majesty "Doesn't wish to have anything to do with an uncivilized Iraqstani egomaniacal buttmunch" while she is getting her armor detailed.) __ The Negative-Zero Humor Battalion __ Zeroel Archangel, Diplomat to Titan [size=10]And remember! Queenie says "Buy Techcorp products!"[/size]