Heero: Mission ABORTED!

Duo: Maybe I should get a haircut...?

Trowa: HEY! Let's go PARTY! =D

Trowa: Actually, I'm not that interested in self-detonating.

Trowa: Clowns are SCARY! (/.o

Wufei: I can't get the gel out of my hair >.<

Wufei: Women's rights!

Treize: Break out the nukes!

Zechs: To whom am I loyal today? Treize? Howard? White Fang-? *checks datebook*

Heero: The hell with the mission! Let's hit the bars!

Wufei: *singing* I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! So pretty and witty and gaaaaaaaaaay!

Quatre: F*ck you all!

Lady Une: Will you SHUT UP already, Treize?!

Heero: *sniffles* I never got enough hugs as a kid. ;_;

Relena: Omae o korosu!

Heero: I only threaten to shoot people I like.

Wufei: *talking about his gundam, refers to it by NAME, not Nataku*

Maguanacs: We hate Quatre.

Relena: THIS MEANS WAR!

Dorothy: We shouldn't be fighting!

Noin: Zechs can drop dead for all I care!

Lady Une: *acts like a bitch*

Colonel Une: *acts like a pacifist*

Trant: I am perfectly sane.

Hilde: HEEEEROOO!

Relena: DUO!

Sally Po: *bitchslaps Wufei* Yer my bitch! (from Kia Purity)

Any of the G-boys: F*ck the colonies!

Treize: Fighting is bad, mmkay?

Heero: *kisses Relena* (from Zero X)

Dorothy: Maybe I should pluck my eyebrows?

Duo: I'm so lucky! I found the scientists again! =D

Zechs: Scotty! We need more power!

Treize: *drunk* Zechs, let's moon the pilots! (from Kia Purity)

Heero: *building High Grade Epyon model*

Hoards of fangirls: *charge at the G-boys screaming in delight*
Heero: o.o SH*T!
Duo: o.o RUN AWAY!
Trowa: MOMMY! *runs*
Quatre: Wait for me! *runs*
Wufei: What? You guys don't like having all these female fans?

Trowa: *self-detonates*

Duo: *hits self-detonator.... and it works!*

Noin: *kills Wufei the first time she meets him*

Wufei: The hell with honor!

Heavyarms: *doesn't run out of ammo!*

Trowa: *conserves ammo*

Heero: *attempts to self-detonate, it doesn't work* Damnit!

The 5 scientists: We are all perfectly sane!

Trowa: *smiles happily*

Catherine: TROWA! STOP SMILING!

Noventa: I'm supposed to be REEEEALLY important and I don't even make it out alive through the one episode I'm in!

Septum: WHEE! Skydiving without a parachute is FUN! ^-^

Treize: Mr. Bubbles makes bathtime fun!

Heero: Mission canceled due to weather conditions.

Relena: You think I care that he's my brother?! Where was he when I needed him? Bah! KILL HIM, HEERO! =D

Alex an' Mueller: We accept your surrender.

Alex an' Mueller: We both SUCK.

Mariemaia: *singing* My little ponies, my little ponies...

Treize: Gotta catch 'em all!

All of the GW bish: Don't hate us because we're beautiful!

Zechs: I'm thinking of dying my hair. I think I'm make a good redhead... or maybe blue? Or bright green? MAGENTA! There's the ticket!

Relena: The Sanc Kingdom declares war on the Romefellar Foundation! (from Zero X)

Tubarov: Mobile dolls suck, lets used manned suits. (from Zero X)

Treize: Mobile dolls kick ass! =D

Duo: Killing sucks. I'm going home. (from Zero X)

Duo: Man, being the God of Death SUCKS! I wanna be the God of LOVE! =D

Wufei: Women aren't weaklings, men are. (from Zero X)

Treize: Lady Une, let's elope.
Lady Une: Um... o.o;
Colonel Une: Pick one. (from Kia Purity)

Wufei: *reads "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"*

Wufei: Women are the superior gender.

Treize: My power be upon you!

Heero: Kiss my ass Dr. J. Mission not accepted. I'm goin' to sleep. (from Zero X)

Meiran: *possesses Shenlong*
Wufei: THE HELL? o_o (from Kia Purity)

The 5 scientists: *singing* Y-M-C-A!

Wufei: *singing* I'm Sailor Nataku.... (from Kia Purity)

Master O: Maybe I should get a toupee? (from Kia Purity)

Prof. G: I AM NOT A MUSHROOM! ;_;

Prof G: *to Duo* I am your father.
Duo: ....
Duo: When did this happen? (from Kia Purity)

Zechs: *with crummy German accent* LAUNCH ZEE ATTACK!

Trowa (the real one): I don't wanna take over the world. I wanna run through the fields and dance around like a fairy (from Zero X)

Dekim Barton: I don't want to take over the world. *hugs Mariemaia* Let's go to the zoo! (from Kia Purity)

Catherine: FINE! Blow yerself to smithereens for all I care!

Catherine: Trowa... I'm your sister... and your mother.
Trowa: *confused* (from Kia Purity)

All the men in GW: DAMN YOU QUACKS! WHAT'S WITH THE ()@&%$@ YAOI!?!

Circus Leader: Trowa, yer fired. (from Zero X)

Trowa: *gets eaten by the Lion* (from Kia Purity)

All women in GW: I LIKE YAOI!!!!! (from Kia Purity)

Wufei: *is the only one to launch his Gundam towards the sun* (from Zero X)

Wufei: Sally, marry me or else.
Sally: Okay. (from Kia Purity)

GW fans: Gooooooo Tuberov!

Enker: EPYON BLOWS GOAT! (whoops... check sprite comics to understand this one =p)

Wufei: Let's stop fighting and become friends!
Treize: Okay!
*They hug* (from Kia Purity)

Duke Dermail: Lets make peace through discussion. (from Zero X)

Dorothy: Ms. Relena! Wars are so horrible! We should strive to achieve total pacifism!

Kia Purity: Wufei sucks. I like Treize. (And you know this will NEVER happen. Kia's a rabid Wufei-fangirl :P) (from Kia Purity)

Duo and Heero: *do the fusion dance* (from Kia Purity)

*Wing Zero vs Epyon.*
Wing Zero: KamehameHA! *fires blast*
Epyon: Final Flash! *fires blast*

Relena: *cracks a whip at Heero*
Heero: Um... o.o; *runs* Mission not accepted! (from Kia Purity)

Epyon: White Fang Star Power! MAKE UP!
Wing Zero: Psycho System Star Power! MAKE UP!

Heero: Armor of Wing! Dao Psycho!
Duo: Armor of Deathscythe! Dao Mongoose!
Trowa: Armor of Heavy arms! Dao Clown!
Quatre: Armor of Sandrock! Dao pacifist!
Wufei: Armor of Shenlong! Dao Justice! (And yes, I know Justice is actually a Ronin Warriors virtue. :P) (from Kia Purity)

Ronin Warriors: *points at Gundam Wing pilots* POSERS!!!!!!!! (from Kia Purity)

Heero: Wing Zero! I choose you!

Heero: Mission impossible. *the MI theme plays in the background*

Wufei: *rather than stupidly get out and duel with Treize, just flings the dragonfang through that room entirely* DIE TREIZE!
Treize: X_X

Wufei: Call me Wuffie-chan. *seductive smile* (From Kia Purity)

Treize: ^-^ I'm the Wizard of OZ!
Dorothy: ... I love this blue checkered dress!
Zechs: I REFUSE TO BE TOTO! (From Kia Purity)

Wufei: *looks at Treize* ... ... ... No, I'm not marrying you. I already knocked up Sally.
Treize: AW! ;-; I was hoping you would have my kids! (From Kia Purity)

Heero: Relena... ... ... I'm in love with Zechs.
*few seconds later*
Relena: *TBRs Heero while in Wing Zero* (From Kia Purity)

Duo: *to Heero* The difference between you and me is that I make this look GOOD.
Heero: ...

Duo: *while Heero is setting his own broken leg* Hey! Can you teach me how to do that!? That is SO cool!

Sally: When the hell is Wufei going to call? He borrowed my missile launcher!
*elsewhere*
Wufei: Oh shit... how do I tell Sally that I loaned the missile launcher to Treize?
*else where*
Treize: Hey, this isn't a egg beater.... (From Kia Purity)

Treize: *has a mid-life crisis, buys a Porsche, and hits on Relena.*
*later*
Heero: SHE'S MINE! *smites Treize*
Relena: ... Actually... I love Wufei. ^-^
Treize and Heero: O_O

Prof. G: For the LAST TIME. I am NOT Pinocchio!!!!

Duo: I had a threesome with Hilde and Relena!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Relena: *TBRs Duo few seconds later* (From Kia Purity)

Heero: This spandex is giving me a wedgie ><;;
Duo: Here's a wedgie for ya!!! *YANK!*
Heero: O_O; *squeaks* Omae o korosu!!
Duo: *runs away laughing*

Lady Une: *has her glasses on and cracks a whip at Treize*
Treize: ._.;;;;; I didn't think you were into that, Une.... *whimpers* (From Kia Purity)

Zechs: *on Libra* ... Fire the main cannon! *presses the button and... nothing happens* ... "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down." WHO INSTALLED WINDOWS 2000 ON THIS THING!?!?!
Scientists: *laugh evilly in their cell.*

Zechs: *looking at a list* ... "Zechs Merquise" ... Check. "Milliardo Peacecraft" ... Check... "Lighting Count" .... Check. "Preventer Wind"..... No check. Time to hook up with the Preventers!

The scientists: Pilots... we are your fathers.
GW Pilots: ... WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? O_O (From Kia Purity)

The real reason Treize lost to Wufei in their mobile suit battle-
Treize: .... "This program has performed and illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact your vendor or retailer." .... I knew I shouldn't have installed Windows in the Tallgeese.... *flash of insight* THAT'S why the Gundams have been kicking our @$$es! THEY MUST RUN ON UNIX! ><; D'oh!
Wufei: TASTE THE SUPREME JUSTICE OF UNIX!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR INSTALLING WINDOWS '98!!

The real reason why Treize lost:
Lady Une: TREIZE! I HATE YOU! I WANT WUFEI'S BODY!
Wufei: O_o
Treize: ;-; *dies* (From Kia Purity)

Trant: (to Duo) Are you a nun.
Duo: .. .... ...  ¬.¬ *whacks Trant with a mallet* (From Kia Purity)

Trant: *in Wing Zero, pointing the TBR at Duo and Hilde* YOU! ... Do you happen to have the time?
Duo: o_o;;;;; I did not expect that.

Crew of Peacemillian: *singing* CRUISING THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, HAVIN' LOTSA FUN! HERE COMES EARTHWORM JIM YOU KNOW THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE-
Howard: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!

Dekim Barton: I LIKE TO BLOW GOATS! =D (From Kia Purity)

Ronin Warriors: Yeah, we're the long lost cousins of the GW pilots.
GW Pilots: What the hell...? (From Kia Purity)

Mariemaia: I don't want to take over the world. I want to play with Relena. Can I? Pretty, please, Grandpa? (From Kia Purity)