Lina: I'm not hungry, let's skip the restraunt.

Zelgadis: Thanks for the new body, Rezo! Now I'm a chick magnet! =D

Gourry: Here, Lina, you can have the Sword of Light. I don't need it.
Lina: But it's a family heirloom! You can't just give it away! I don't need it either!

Amelia: Screw justice! Let's go rob a bank!

Shabranigdo: *singing* It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

Xellos: *sobbing* I... I just want to be loved!

Lina: Fishmen REALLY turn me on!

Xellos: Namagomi!

Ceipheed: Let's blow sh*t up!

Phibrizo: *attempts to break one of those little golden orbs* Damnit! Break! *tries harder, to no avail*

Sylpheel: Giga Slave!

Lina: Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond... beyond... oh shoot! Gourry, what's the rest of the incantation?

Luna: AAAIE! Not my younger sister Lina! *hides*

Lina: *whining* But blowing up bandits is haaaaaaaard! I don't wanna!

Gourry: I completely understand the severity of the situation.

Sylpheel: The hell with Gourry! I want a piece of Zel! =D

Filia: *tries to heft her mace* Er... c'mon... *struggles to lift it*

Martina: I actually really admire Lina. The whole revenge thing is just an excuse to follow her greatness!

Martina: I'm actually a lesbian.

Dilgear: *munches roast Noonsa* Now this is good eatin'!

Filia: Oh, no hurry, Lina! Ooh! Another dessert place! C'mon! =9

Zolf: Do these bandages make me look fat?

Gaav: Oh WOW! Cool sword trick, Gourry! Can you teach me how to do that?

Zangulus: ... Well... the real reason I always follow Gourry around and challenge him to fight is... well... It makes me feel so good and....

Naga: *at AA meeting* Hi, my name is Naga the White Serpent, and I'm an alcoholic...

Naga: I have a wedgie.

L-sama: *smites Phibrizo with a squeaky mallet*

L-sama: You've been a bad boy, Phibrizo! You get a Time Out!

Rezo: I don't really need the Philosopher's Stone. I just want some !#*$^ Visine!

Rezo: I'm not blind, I just suffer from some VERY bad red eye!

Lina: Oooh! A cursed knife! COOL!

Lina: *to Shabranigdo, Phibrizo, or some other powerful enemy* Shoo! Go away! I'm on vacation for another week! Come attempt to destroy the world or kill me then!

Gourry: *recites quantum particle physics theories*

Zelgadis: I don't get it.

Gourry: Darkness beyond twilight...

Phibrizo: *sniffles* I never got enough hugs as a young Mazoku lord.

Xellos: Life is wonderful! ^-^

Gaav: Hrm... I need to pluck my eyebrows.

Filia: Know what else I can do with my tail?

Amelia: I don't actually have the hots for Zel. Bleh.

Phil: SENSELESS VIOLENCE CRUSH!

Amelia: I hate my Daddy.

Phil: I hate my daughter.

Gourry: That Valoon guy is actually kinda hot...

Valgaav: Maybe I can start a new boy band and get the chicks!

Valgaav: Xellos is actually a pretty nice guy.

Xellos: Valgaav's a good friend. We hit the bars every Friday night together and try to pick up chicks!

Xellos: *singing* I love you, you love me...

Gourry: Does this dress make me look fat?
Xellos: Not at all. What about mine? I think it makes my butt look big.
Zelgadis: Yer fine. Does this dress clash with my skin color?

Filia: Xellos actually turns me on... *blushes*

Lina: I don't mind people commenting on my breast size. I am perfectly comfortable with my size.

Naga: I think I need to get breast reductions...

Gourry: But of course, Nova.  The atmospheric conditions are just perfect for calibrating the targeting sequencers onboard Sandrock.  Excuse me. *wanders off* (from an IRC chat, Break Man Z)

Xellos: Lina and I have a perfectly normal business relationship. I use her, she uses me, and things just work out. ||^_^||

Lina: *fuming* I swear, if ONE MORE Dark Lord, high-ranking Mazoku, or annoying rival decides to come after me for ANY reason, I am firing the Giga Slave and losing control of the damned thing! I AM SICK OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM YOU CREEPS!

Amelia: Xellos is my idol!

Xellos: Amelia and I have been having a fling behind Zelgadis's back, you see... ||^_^||
Zelgadis: THANK GOD! You can HAVE her, Xellos!

Gourry: *recites Freudian psychological stuff*