- You attempt to fly and fall flat on your face.
- ...repeatedly.
- You work out obsessively, just so you look as beefy as most of the DB crew
- You can easily eat two or three times your body weight at a single meal (See also- YKYWTM Slayers...)
- You attempt to throw a ki blast at someone.
- ... and are surprised it doesn't work.
- ... or you actually pull it off.
- You start carrying a sword with you everywhere you go. (See also- YKYWTM Rurouni Kenshin...)
- You think Spandex is cool.
- You think bright orange gis are cool
- You find yourself crossing your arms and smirking constantly.
- ... or you find yourself looking dumbfounded most of the time.
- You wish you had a tail.
- Whenever you see a full moon, you find yourself surprised to not turn into a large rampaging ape.
- You dress like your fave character- (IE- Black pants, black tank top, Capsule Corp. jacket... =)
- ... even though it's nowhere near Halloween.
- You have memorized the names of your fave character's moves
- ... and the motions.
- ...as well as the attacks all the other characters use.
- ... and you practice said moves on a daily basis.
- ... and can perform most of them
- ... including the ki techniques.
- You're in a hurry one day, and attempt to teleport in order to save some time.
- You have built at least one of the following- a dragonball radar, a time machine, or a space ship.
- ... and succeeded.
- You live in a bright pink house on some tiny island in the middle of the ocean.
- You worship one or more of the DB crew as your personal god(s).
- You try to get your father to start a very successful corporation so that you can inherit it.
- Baseballs remind you of Saiya-jin spacepods.
- You know all the various spellings of names (IE- Goku, Gokou, Gokuu, etc etc etc...)
- You name your children after undergarments.
- You legally change your name to that of your fave character
- ... even though said character is the opposite gender.
- You attempt to make your own set of Dragonballs.
- ...and actually try to use them
- ...and they work!
- ... and you wish for your favorite character to become real or for you to become a Saiya-jin/Namekian/some other alien race in DB/Z/GT
- You actually attempt to turn Super Saiya-jin
- ... and end up spending a week in the hospital
- You spend hours putting your hair up in gravity-defying spikes.
- You bleach/dye your hair golden-blonde and then fix it in gravity-defying spikes so you look like a Super Saiya-jin
- You have a third eye tattooed onto your forehead and ignore the strange looks people give you.
- You have six dots tattooed on your forehead and you shave your head and have your nose surgically removed.
- You try for hours on end to get that damned cloud to show up.
- You dye your hair purple or black
- You have an incredible fear of robotics, fearing some madman will make artificial humans that will go on a rampage...
- You also fear the biotech industry, fearing they might one day produce "cells" (I can't remember where I got this one from, if you know, please email me so I can give credit!)
-Cockroaches must die. Especially green ones.
-You have this unexplainable fear or adoration for artichokes...
-You work out regularly and still feel inferior to the DBZ crew because they're so much more in shape than you.
-You fear baseballs for some odd reason.
-You and a friend get into an intense debate as to what the numerical rating is for power levels beyond super Saiyajin
-You and a dubbie get into an intense arguement over Freeza's gender.
-You actually watch the dub
-... And then go and watch several hours of fansubs to purify yourself after watching that censored, cut-up crap.
-You think violet is a natural hair color.
-You had all of DBZ in fansubs way back in... oh... 1995
-A few words concerning DBGT- YOU DISBELIEVE! Or, to quote Firefury, you "do not believe in GT because it was not based on the manga by Toriyama-sama and is therefore false."
-... and yet you still watch it, in spite of the fact you really hate it.
-You actually LIKE the dub voices
-... not the old dub voices, the new ones they put in when they first started showing the rest of the Freiza saga.
-You actually attempt to Kamehameha some idiot who pisses you off.
- You develop this strange fear of the color pink and the letter "M"