-You name your car, bike, or other mode of transport after one of the gundams
-You legally change your name to <insert GW character name here>
-... or rather you change it to <insert gundam/mobile suit name here>
-You cried when Heero self-detonated Wing.
-You cried at the end of Endless Waltz (you know what I'm talking about if you've seen it.)
- You shouted "YOU BASTARDS!" at the end of Endless Waltz (Again, you know what we're talking about if you've seen it. Or were at Anime Expo when they showed it.)
-You cried/shouted out in sorrow along with Duo in the ep where Trowa blows up Deathscythe.
-You design your own mobile suits (Aquarius....)
-You design your own gundams (Raptor, Ragnorok...)
-You offer to help your friend who's building a 1:1 scale gundam model.
-You're the one building the 1:1 scale gundam model.
-You've taken to wearing a mask like Zechs'
-You introduce yourself to people as Shinigami/God of Death
-You've started preaching total pacifism.
- You search maps in hopes of locating the Sanc Kingdom.
-... and you realize you shouldn't find it because it got destroyed
-You grow your hair long and braid it.
-You end up leading the police on a high-speed chase, and in a last-ditch attempt to keep them from getting you, you attempt to self-detonate
-... and it works.
-You're working on constructing a fully functional mobile suit/gundam
-You've developed a habit of pointing a gun at the people you actually care for. (Don't you dare take that statement into the gutter! >=F)
-You join the circus
-You see the double-barrel Super Soaker Monster XL and immediately are reminded of Wing-Zero's twin buster rifle. (For Zero_X >=p)
-If you're a guy, you've been heard to murmur "... mmm... <insert female GW character> ... *drool*". (*hides from Zero_X*)
-If you're a girl, you have been heard to say things like "My cute lil Shinigami!" or "My cute lil <insert male GW character>-kinz/sie (ie- Zechsie, Quatre-kinz....)
-You cried when Howard *quote ZX* "rammed Peacemillian up Libra's ass".
-You're a feminist and yet you still drool over Wufei
-... or you hate him with such a passion that you found/join a group like the WTC
-... and are an active member of it.
-Your GW manga is your bible and Wing-Zero (or Epyon) is your god.
-There is no god. Just the god of death. =p
-You worship the GW model of your choice in the privacy of your own personal GW shrine. (aka- your bedroom)
-You check Heero Yuy: The Inside Story regularly for updates
-You send in story segments to HY:TIS regularly.
-You cosplay as a GW character
-... of the opposite gender.
-... or as a mobile suit/gundam (o.o;;;)
-You bug your parents, wanting to know if you are a test-tube baby
-You talk to your favorite machine when wrestling with moral issues or tough desicions.
-You wonder if anybody installed the Zero System in your car without telling you... after all, you've been having these strange fits of rage/insanity when caught in traffic....
-It takes a lot of hairspray, gell, and rubber cement, but you finally succeed in putting your hair up like Trowa's. (Why you would, I do not know =p)
-Heero is... well, your hero! (*RIMSHOT!*)
-You hear the name "Rockefeller", and almost spaz out, having thought you heard the name "Romafeller"... (Interesting coincidence, hrm?)
-You make your significant other cosplay as the GW character of your choice.
-You and a friend have gotten into an argument during which one or more of the following phrases was used as a legitamate arguement- "EPYON BLOWS GOAT!" "Two words: HEAT ROD" "Twin buster rifle kicks all ass!" "Heero's better than Zechs!" "Wing-Zero blows SHEEP!"
-...said arguement is later interrupted by a shout from another friend of "DEATHSCYTHE COULD WHUP 'EM ALL!"
-... and then things get ugly.
-You attempt to purchase GW stuff from your friends.
-You have put your GW models in some... INTERESTING poses (Epyon knows BALLET!... Or SD Wing-Zero vs 1:144 scale Epyon!)
-...your GW loving friends threaten to kill you for this.
-You have a army of super-deformed gundams.
-You wear character pins of your fave GW character, to any location, even on a jetplane. And you only take it off at night.
- You hear the word "colonies" and immediately think of the space colonies. Not the thirteen original American colonies.
- Your license plate frame reads "My other car is a Gundam"
- Your license plate number is the suit number of a gundam or other mobile suit.
- While watching the Nasa channel and getting to see the earth from space you and your sibling say "Never forget how beautiful the earth looks from afar..." and "Outer space... it's so quiet." or "The remaing frontier is outer space..."
- Your mother gets sick of you saying it.
- You bring your SD gundam model(s) with you on vacation. (One: I did! *holds up her SD Sandrock* I brought my pins tooo!)
- You brought your pins too.
- You bring your SD plushie keychain with you also. (One: Guilty! *holds up her Quatre keychain*)
- You have been willing to spend triple digit amounts on a gundam model.
- You HAVE spent triple digit amounts on a gundam model.
- Your boyfriend/girlfriend looks amazingly like the gundam character you like. (Kia.... Though she discovered Wufei after getting a boyfriend =)
- You spent hours getting your eyebrows to fork just like Treize or Dorothy's (One: DIEEEEEEEE DOROTHY!)
- You spend your vacation planning a massive GW fic! (We're guilty. *shameless plug* Go read it here *end shameless plug*)
- You take on the title *insert GW character here* no Aisai/Miko/Aijin (Beloved Wife/Priestess/Mistress. LaDy WoLfEtTe- Duo no Aijin. Firefury- Duo no Aisai.)
- You have deep, intellectual conversations at night with your sibling about Gundam Wing and it's characters and symbolism.
- Your father ignores these conversation when he is with you. He's used to it.
- You end up imagining Gundam Wing stuff related to whatever you're currently doing (I.e - Wing Zero and Epyon kayaking? o.O; Thank Fury for that one!)
- You actually draw/get somebody to draw these scenes (O.o;)
- You've finally decided that the meaning the meaning of life is Gundam Wing.
- Your parents have you taken away by people in white when you tell them so.
- And you refuse. You like black better.
- You think vile green tank tops are fashionable.
- Especially coupled with black spandex shorts.
- And a pistol.
- Preacher collars are also fashionable.
- Black is very fashionable!
- Pink looks good on guys. (One: Dare to disagree with me?)
- White hair! It's not just for old people!
- You shoot your best friend. Twice.
- You punch your ally in the gut and have him locked up. On two seperate occasions.
- You smack you sibling for wanting to self-detonate.
- Amnesia seems to follow you around (¬.¬ Trowa.)
- You use this smiley face on a regular basis. (/.- .... points if you can figure out who that is.
- Black baseball caps go nicely with preacher collars.
- Scythes are cool.
- Those who have laid eyes on your 'gundam' (models/car/mode of transit/etc) shall not live to tell about it.
- You don't "push" a shopping cart. You "pilot" it. (Fury: Guilttttty.)
- You are part of a massive fan IC (fan IC's are the role play version of self-insert fanfics)
- Unfortunately for you in the IC, the score with the character of your choice is -15. (Fury: *sighs* -.-;)
- You cannot trust people with forked eyebrows!
- Especially the blonde ones. (One: Grrrr! Dorothy! >=F )
- You've gone to the trouble of converting the height of several mobile suits/gundams from meters to feet. (Fury: The average height of the suits in GW is 55 feet!)
- You have done likewise for the GW characters. (cm to inches to feet. 5'2" is not the actual height of those who are 156 cm. It's more like 5'1 1/2".)
- You have done a psychological evaluation of one or more GW characters. (We've seen some.)
- You actually know and can spell the names of all those minor named characters who just suck. (Nichol............. =p )
- Half clown masks are cool. (One: No they aren't! They're scarrrrrryyyy! ;-;)
- Or you think they're scary like One does. But then, One doesn't like clowns.
- They're even cooler/scarier when a Gundam is wearing one. (Endless Waltz. Look at Heavyarms Custom! Maybe One should scan in a pic from her art book...)
- The only reason you finally get a job is so you can afford to by more gundam stuff (Fury: ... guilty! ^^;)
- You talk about GW when you're supposed to be doing school work (Like oh say, algebra!)
- When at an anime convention, you glomp people dressed as yer fave character(s). (With permission. HOPEFULLY.)
- You get pictures (and hopefully they come out. Must get film developed!)
- When told to do something, you reply in a flat tone - "Mission accepted"
- When you finish whatever you were told to do you say - "Mission complete(or accomplished)"
- Your family is really starting to worry about you now.
- You decide to wear sunglasses 24/7.
- And a tacky hawaiian shirt.
- Rather than easily kill your enemy with a large weapon, you'll accept a challenge to duel.
- You get reeeeeeeally depressed when you lose at something.
- You blame yourself for a lot of things. Even if you don't need to -.-;
- You change your name to something that means a number in some other language!
- You know all the numerical references in GW. (IE- Noin is 9 in German... the Wu in Wufei is five... Zechs is 6..... etc etc etc!)
- You notice that Treize means 13.
- And that Treize died.... (Unlucky 13!)
- You name your kid or pet after a mobile suit/gundam or GW character of your choice.
- You've memorized all the suit numbers.
- And their stats.
- You pray/wish for dimensional rips to the GW universe!
- And it comes true!?!? (DAMNETH THEE!)
- Or not.... But hey, you can hallucinate.. er..... hope! Yeah. Hope....
-You seriously ponder the question, "If Heero self-detonated in the middle
of the forest, would he make a noise?" (Tyberko@aol.com)
-... and experimentally prove your answer (Tyberko@aol.com)
-You and your friends have played "Six Degrees of Zechs Merquise" (Tyberko@aol.com)
-You are capable of reciting Heero's school welcoming speech after returning to space (Tyberko@aol.com)
-Upon discovering that Trowa and Dekim Barton aren't actually related, you carry out geneological research to find how long ago their common ancestor lived (Tyberko@aol.com)
-... and compare this to the relationships of other characters (Tyberko@aol.com)
-You're actually reading this entire list (Tyberko@aol.com)
- You go out and celebrate on April 7th each year.
-You have designed your own versions of the Gundams
-... and built models of them yourself.
-You are planning/working on/have completed a 1:1000 scale model of Libra, Peacemillian, Barge,
or a colony. (By the way, a 1:1000 scale Libra model would be over 9 feet wide, and some 3 feet
tall)
-You cried for days after Toonami took GW off the air
-... Then you remembered you have it all on DVD/video already, so you can watch it whenever you
want.
-You threw a huge party when you heard GW was going back on the air.
-You've gotten into a brawl with a UC Gundam purist over one of the following: Zechs' mask vs
Char's mask, Zechs with the Tallgeese vs Char with his Zaku II, Zechs with the Epyon vs Char with
the Sazabi, or just Zechs vs Char, period.
-You, being an AC Gundam purist, have no idea who the hell Char is, or what the hell a Zaku II or
Sazabi is.
-... Or, AC Gundam got you interested in the other series, and you know who Char is, why so many
people think Zechs is a copycat off him, what a Zaku II is (and then some), and so on, though you've
not seen a single episode of the original series.
-You bitch at Bandai to make some Master Grade GW models
-You bitch at Bandai to make Perfect Grade models of all the GW suits.
-You have the "Deluxe Wing Gundam Transforming Action Figure", unopened, and kept in mint
condition under glass.
-You gripe at Bandai that the Perfect Grade Wing-Zero Custom isn't detailed enough.
-... of course, your idea of  'detailed enough' generally means 'fully functional' to the rest of the
population.
-You try to figure out how it is physically possible for a mobile suit like Wing-Zero Custom to
manuver in space with those wings. (Easy! There's tons of tiny thrusters planted IN the wings!
Mostly in the smaller set, which are kinda like the original Wing Gundam's wings! The bigger flappier
ones are shields! =p)
- You have ever been told "Get this(these) gundam(s) off the (insert item such as chair, table, runway, etc here)"
- You have ever wondered if Wufei has ever thought to use Shenlong/Altron's flamethrowers for one hell of a barbeque