- You have started carrying a sword around with you. (See also- YKYWTM Dragon Ball...)
- You know how to use one or more of the following- a zanbatou, a sakabatou, a kodachi (or two), or a bokken.
- All your shirts have the kanji for "bad" on the back
- You've started wearing a white trenchcoat
- ... or a ninja outfit with that buttbow thingie.
- You get a cross-scar tattooed on your left cheek
- You have a self-inflicted, real cross-scar on your left cheek.
- You enjoy doing the laundry
- If you are a girl, your cooking is inedible. If you are a guy, your cooking is better than your girlfriend's.
- You go around nearly shirtless all the time.
- When writing down your former jobs, you list one or more of the following- hitokiri, rurouni, oniwabanshu member... you get the idea.
- Your biggest goal in life is to finally be able to lift that zanbatou you had custom forged just for you.
- You practice with a sword daily
- ... and have been in the hospital several times because of it.
- Your clothing weighs several hundred pounds so as to slow you down in battle.
- You wonder if your doctor used to make drugs for some sleazeball businessman.
- You are perpetually afraid of reverting to your hitokiri personality
- ... even though you don't have one to begin with.
- "Oro" is a major part of your vocabulary.
- You have gotten purple or golden-yellow contacts.
- You and a friend start a RK roleplay online, and the most noticeable thing is your characters are going for the cute guys of your choice.
- You are practicing Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu.
- Have have watched an ep of RK within the past week
- ... or the past 24 hours
- ... or the past hour
- ... you are watching an ep of RK right now.
- You convert enough of your friends to RK fans that you dress up as the entire cast for Halloween
- ... and act out the entire series
- ... including the filler eps
- You chew on a fishbone
- You run a dojo and have a large collection of freeloaders.
- You carry several dozen tiny knives in your gloves.
- You and your group of RK fans start calling yourself the Kenshin-gumi or the Shinsen-gumi
- Out of jealousy, you call Kaoru and/or Misao MUCH worse things than "raccoon girl"/"weasel girl"
- You can actually lift your zanbatou
- ... with one hand. (You've been working out!)
- You get in a LOT of trouble for carrying your sakabatou around. Especially at school.
- You and your fellow fangirls get into a debate over who's the cutest RK guy ("KENSHIN!" "AOSHI-SAMA!" "SANO!" "SHISHIO!" "NANI?!?! O_o;"- an actual arguement between a bunch of fangirls)
- You and a friend, after finishing a quiz, kill time by doing Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu moves with your pencils
- ... and instead, you get into a swordfight using the pencils
- ... and you both get detention but you don't care because you won
- ... and in detention, your friend demands a rematch, saying she can be beaten by that Ishin fangirl...
- ... but by now, her pencil has been sharpened down so it's shorter and she calls it a kodachi...
- ... and you two get into further trouble by staging the first fight between Kenshin and Aoshi(-sama, for Wave-chan =p)
- You've decided you like tofu, even though you've never had it and probably never will.
- You think you were a hitokiri in a past life and claim to have the swordskills to prove it.
- You ARE a hitokiri in THIS life. o_Ox;;;;;;;
- You dress as Tomoe, hoping to somehow attract Kenshin. (She's DEAD, peeps, get over it! =p)
- You dress as Kaoru, hoping to attract Kenshin somehow
- ...but instead, people start calling you "raccoon girl" or "Jo-chan" and they refuse to eat your cooking
- ... so you throw whatever's available at them and/or bash them over the head with a bokken
- You can actually pronounce "Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu" without botching it.
- Your friends start calling you <insert RK character name here> no Aisai/Aijin
- ... or <insert RK character name here> no Miko
- ... or they just start calling you <insert RK character name here> period.
- ... and you answer to all of those.