- You dye your hair bright red-orange, purple-black, purple, or blonde.
- You attempt to throw fireballs at people who piss you off.
- When that doesn't work, you try to beat them senseless with the Sword of Light
- You wish you had stone skin.
- You climb to the highest point possible when you see wrongdoing, and proclaim that in the name of justice, blah blah blah.
- You try to cast a spell... and it doesn't work.
- ... and you claim it's because it's "that time of the month"...
- ...but you're a guy.
- You can easily eat twice your body weight at a single meal.
- All-You-Can-Eat restraunts dread your arrival.
- You wish you had a smaller chest so you could be more like Lina.
- You wish you had a larger chest so you could be more like Naga
- You wish your girlfriend had a larger chest so she would be more like Naga
- You try to cast the Giga Slave, expecting to end up destroying the world or being possessed by L-sama, and are surprised when neither of these things happen.
- You do not trust any small, adorable little black-haired boys.
- Nor do you trust people in trenchcoats.
- You order only water at a restraunt just to annoy the waitress so you can savor her annoyance.
- You go to hunt for a lake dragon so you can have dragon cuisine.
- ... and use your friend as bait.
- You're wearing your Slayers character costume.
- ...and it's not even Halloween yet.
- ... in fact, it's still March.
- You smile a lot and have your eyes closed and you tend to creep people out.
- You carry around a staff. Whether it jingles or has a red orb in it doesn't matter.
- You get contacts just so you have your fave Slayers character's eye color.
- You sigh with longing and say "Gourry-sama" a lot.
- You've become loud, obnoxious, hot-tempered and prone to violence.
- ... or you've become loud, justice-crazed, and very annoying.
- ... or you've become dumb, dense, loveable, and good with a sword
- ... or you've become silent and withdrawn, and somewhat cold.
- You get mugged, and beat the mugger and steal HIS money.
- You get mugged, make a speech about justice and stuff, and beat the mugger off.
- At an anime convention, you cosplay as a Slayers character, and hook up with the other Slayers cosplayers, magically best buddies in your mutual addiction to the series.
- ...and you get all the people dressed as Filia and all the people dressed as Xellos to line up and do the can-can.
- ... in front of a very large portion of convention attendees
- ... with cameras. (Guilty on all counts!)
- You legally change your name to that of a Slayers character.
- You get odd looks from people when you go anywhere because of your Slayers costume.
- You carry a mace under your skirt.
- You find little or nothing wrong with Xellos suddenly becoming a real jerk and offering to sell Lina out to Valgaav in Try.
-When someone you trusted (well, vaguely trusted, anyways) attempts to sell you out to an enemy (rival, whatever), rather than get really ticked and pound the stuffing out of the person, you march over and smartly whack the person over the head a few times.
-"Sore wa himitsu desu" has become a regular part of your vocabulary.
-You were part of the "Slayers Reunion" at Anime Expo 2000 (Oh yeeeeeeeeeah! ^-^)
-... and you answered to your character's name faster than your real name.
-... you didn't answer to your real name at all.
-... of course, that's fairly normal, as you have convinced yourself (deluded, more like it) that you
ARE your character
-The somewhat cliche pervie joke about Zelgadis "always being hard" still makes you laugh.
-You've gotten into a violent debate about Xellos and Filia being a cute couple
-You howled when Lina and Gourry finally smooched at the end of NEXT
-You envision a debate about justice between Amelia and Wufei.
-You are 100% positive that Lina and Kain are somehow related.
-...same goes for Amelia and Millie
-...and you're not sure, but Canal acts like she could be related to both Xellos AND Filia.
-You think Rail looks a lot like a grown-up Phibrizo. (Who knew that little pain had bishounen
potential?)
-You beat someone up with they mistook your psiblade for a light saber
-You look up "Trouble Contractor" in the yellow pages
-The Best Team in the Animeverse: Lina and Kain
-You actually know what EVERYTHING on the Mazoku chart is