Written by: Firefury with creative aid from Kia Purity and Overwing

Firefury: *giving the reluctant GW Cast a Glare of Death* I don't care is this is injustice, or whatever!  You WILL all participate or... *slow grin* One and I get E.V.I.L. even worse on you guys than normal. The sooner you do this, the sooner it's over and we can all go home saying 'Mission accomplished!'

Wufei: Baka onna. This is pointless!

Duo: Oh come off it, Wufei. It could be worse.

Wufei: Be quiet Maxwell.

Firefury: *ahems* Places, people, places! You know the lines! Sing it well!

Heero: Mission accepted.

*Everyone else sweatdrops*

Trowa: ... *is wearing a Santa hat for no apparent reason*

*Firefury takes her place as the director, and the GW people get into place as the music starts up, the familiar music of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"*

*to spare the readers a very tedious read, we're skipping right to day 12 =p*

All: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Gundam Wing gave to me...

Trowa: Twelve missiles fired-

Heero: Eleven missions accepted- ¬_¬

Prof. G: Ten Defensors shielding-

*Duo edges away from the scientist*

Noin: Nine at Lake Victoria- *blinks, not getting it*

Treize: Eight different OZ suits-

*Treize gets Death Glares from the G-boys*

The G-boys: Seven real cool Gundams-

*The G-boys get Death Glares from Treize and Une*

Noin, Relena, Dorothy, Sally, Catherine, Hilde and Une: Six sexy pilots-

*Treize looks at Une funny, the pilots just look disturbed*

The Scientists: FIVE GUNDAM SCIENTISTS!

*The G-boys, Duo especially, give the scientists Death Glares*

Wufei: Four Altron flamethrowers-

*Firefury glares at Wufei. Wufei Death Glares Firefury*

Zechs: Three Tallgeese versions-

*Zechs gets a Death Glare from Suicide Boy, aka Heero*

Heero: Two buster rifles-

*Heero gets a Death Glare from Zechs*

All: And a mobile suit they call the Wing-Zero!

*the music finishes with suitable flair and arguements immediately break out*

Firefury: Bakayaro! Wufei! You were FLAT! Can't you sing, you pain in the butt?!

Wufei: Onna! That was injustice! Being in ANY of your fanfics is injustice!

Duo: *watching this* Boy... there they go again. Think this time they won't knock eachother out?

Quatre: *watching as Firefury whips out her sword, Wufei his, and the two twits get into a swordfight* ... I doubt it, Duo. -.-;

Heero: Omae o korosu, Zechs!

Zechs: I won't lose this time!

*the two are playing Endless Duel in 'friendly' competition*

*some time later...*

Firefury: HaHA! Take THAT, sexist pig!

Wufei: *blocks with his breadstick. The swords got taken away as soon as was possible* I won't lose to a crazy onna!

Quatre: *sips his tea and watches Heero and Zechs* Who's winning?

Both: I AM!

Quatre: ... Forget I asked. *sweatdrops*

Duo: *snatches Wufei's breadstick mid-swing and munches it, much to Wufei's displeasure* Cut it out, guys. You both look stupid fighting with breadsticks.

Wufei: Baka! Maxwell! *yanks Duo by the braid, the two get into a brawl*

Firefury: ... ... ... Blah. *whaps Wufei with her breadstick when she sees an opening, then goes* That's a wrap, folks. Be here again tomorrow morning. We're gonna start the next project then.

Duo: Oh man.. ANOTHER one?

Firefury: Yes. Now go rest or kick some butt or something. Ja! *shuts the door behind her*

Heero: ... Not another one. Omae o korosu, Author. *Death Glares the door Fury left through*